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An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can’t Afford Another Women…. Tweet
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If u accidentally touch the boobs of a lady, & You don’t feel any sensation, ! ! Then She must be your wife ..! Tweet
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Whats the speed limit for sex? . . . 68, coz at 69 u have to turn around.. Tweet
Untitled 11 Oct 2012 | 10:18 am
Question: “What Is Difference Between Chicken And A Baby?” Answer: “Chicken Is A Result Of Sitting Hen, and Baby Is The Result Of Standing Cock.” Tweet
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Girl:Call Me Shona Boy:Shona Girl:Call Me Swtheart Boy:Swthrt Girl:Call Me Honey Boy:Honey Girl: Chutiye call kr mujhe! Boy:Oh ok ok!
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Woman: Doctor Mujhe Jaldi Baccha Nahi Chaiyea Doctor: Yeh Condom Lo Women: Pani Ke Sath Lu Yaa Doodh Ke Sath Doctor: Kele Ke Sath
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Sex is better when you stimulate her, with bomb foreplay before you beat it up.
Untitled 5 Oct 2012 | 12:20 pm
What is the smallest hotel in the world? The answer is ‘Vagina Inn’ It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggage left outside.
Untitled 4 Oct 2012 | 04:30 am
Fate z lyk gettin rape if u cant fight, learn to njoy. wrk z lyk grp sex, 10 ppl r behind ur ass to get ur place. education is lyk hiring cl girl, it needs both money nd hard wrk. success z lyk mastur...
Untitled 3 Oct 2012 | 04:30 am
Two guys raped a Princess and were brought before the king to be punished. Then, TheKing asked them to go and bring as many fruits as they can.. Shortly after, the first rapist went and brought 15 Ora...
