Pfffft Online Dating Malarkey 16 Jan 2013 | 01:44 pm

My posts tend to begin with a disclaimer to justify my uneducated opinions, my high doses of sarcasm and self depreciation.  Although, this poor post of keyboard smashed characters will criticize my g...

Social Media Scenesters 14 May 2012 | 07:01 pm

Don't get me wrong. I use to be a Facebook slut, actually I was a Facebook whore. Had the mobile app, used the chat, spent at least an hour on it each day. Although, let's get this clear I wasn't the...

Why Blog When You Can Graph? 27 Jan 2012 | 11:34 am

You should probably just skip this post 27 Jan 2012 | 11:28 am

Self Promotion. Sorry. I'm kinda shady. I have some new websites that need a little bit of link love. My business partner launched a new sportsbook site and is putting in a ton of work. Mostly watchdo...

Dynamics of Being Around Attractive Women in College 15 Sep 2011 | 07:27 pm

A couple weeks ago I was bored late in the evening and being annoyed over a couple weeks of run bad (which is breakeven for us Bodog players) which gets one thinking. What would life be like if I had ...

The Karma Bitch Slap 23 Aug 2011 | 12:14 pm

Every Saturday Pawnshop hosts an event called Transmission Saturdays where they have some DJ's that spin mostly Indie Rock and New Wave tunes, which is completely up my alley. It's moderately busy and...

Kitties in Diapers Under Attack 28 Jul 2011 | 09:58 pm

Kitties in Diapers was attacked maliciously by hackers, most likely hackers that were paid by women, from their husbands accounts. Kidding. I don't know why I attack women in my blog posts, easy targe...

Man Seeking Spinner 28 Jul 2011 | 09:46 pm

It took several years to break free from the “small town” syndrome/mentality that was placed upon me. I was lucky to get away at the ripe age of eighteen, before the culture could suck me dry. It took...

My Pretentiousness and Madden, Alberta 11 Jul 2011 | 06:36 pm

Warning: If you are a redneck, hick, clodhopper, hillbilly, bumpkin, big truck driving tribal tattoo'in ed hardy wearing frosted tip jacked dude you should definitely read this post. I will most likel...

Wanted: Aidan Batshyt, Guilty of Osculation 29 Jun 2011 | 07:45 pm

It h as been brought to my attention that I have a very dangerous habit. A habit so dangerous that fathers and husbands may need to lock up their daughters and wives. As Aidan Batshyt is running loose...