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In which i had an eating disorder — repost 27 Aug 2013 | 10:00 am

(I couldn’t decide about this one but I realize that I rarely mention it and I’m rarely serious so I figured what the hell I would repost it) When a call went out over Twitter looking for people who ...

Looking for love in all the wrong chem labs 26 Aug 2013 | 10:00 am

So this happened: the other day Keely sent Andie and I an email asking us to come up with a good romcom idea.  The whys and wherefores don’t matter, what this post is about is the most excellent email...

Bear Fact Friday 23 Aug 2013 | 10:00 am

Brown bear mothers can give birth while they are hibernating. Baby bears are born hairless, toothless and blind. The giant panda has a big appetite spending 12 hours every day eating bamboo. Bears c...

In which i will be vacating 22 Aug 2013 | 10:00 am

So I can’t believe that you guys still read this blog; I mean it’s rambling and it sucks for the most part but here you are.  I know that I haven’t been up on things lately and that’s because of the w...

In which there’s vacation fish food 21 Aug 2013 | 10:00 am

Ok people, here’s the story with the fish feeder.  Long story short, I’m an idiot.  I went into PetSmart and asked them I was supposed to actually know if the stupid feeder was working or not and the ...

In which the fish feeder failed 20 Aug 2013 | 10:00 am

I’ve been doing a scientific study of my fish tank; specifically, whether the new automated fish feeder that I bought is working. RESULT: I have no fucking clue. You see, I bought this new ...

In which its been 3 years 19 Aug 2013 | 10:00 am

I debated on Friday whether to publish “Bear Fact Friday” or whether to let you guys know that I have been blogging for 3 years.  I can’t even believe it myself. I decided to go with Bear Facts bu...

Bear Fact Friday 16 Aug 2013 | 10:00 am

Polar bears have a thick coat with 9,677 hairs per square inch. Like people, all bears except pandas walk by putting their feet flat on the ground. This kind of walking is called “plantigrade.” In co...

In which there are bats in the belfry 15 Aug 2013 | 10:00 am

It all started with a bat.  You see, I was locking up last night before bed and something flew by and I said to Kevin “shit, there’s a bird in the house” and then he came in and said “damn it that’s a...

This is why i love my kids 14 Aug 2013 | 10:00 am

This is why i love my kids was first posted on August 14, 2013 at 12:00 am. ©2012 "Humor life blog / All Fooked Up". Use of this feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading th...

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