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Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? 27 Aug 2013 | 11:59 am

Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes: WHACK ... "Damn"! A bad Skydiver goes: "Damn"! ... WHACK.

Obscene College Football Halftime Show Shocks Nation 21 Jul 2013 | 04:40 pm

The entire nation is shocked when, for its director's ultimate act of revenge, a marching band performs a choreographed halftime routine showing a huge penis masturbating onto the face of the rival te...

Nun Has Orgasm During Beaver TSA Pat-Down 21 Jul 2013 | 04:40 pm

The TSA's new anti-terrorist screenings now require more invasive hands-on pat-downs. Such extensive physical contact, particularly upon little old ladies, has led to increasing instances of surprise ...

Christine O'Donnell Bloodies Delaware Democrat On Election Eve 21 Jul 2013 | 04:40 pm

A Delaware Democratic Party resident was left a bloody, dazed mess after a U.S.Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell-inflicted injury as he reached into his mailbox on this 2010 mid-term election eve. ...

New Workplace Scream Room® A Huge Stress-Busting Success 21 Jul 2013 | 04:40 pm

Researchers recently proved that loud cursing reduces stress. Taking full advantage, a new soundproof Workplace Scream Room, where angry employees can safely vent in complete privacy, has just been la...

Mobsters Behind 2010 Dallas Cowboys Embarrassment? 21 Jul 2013 | 04:40 pm

Due to the horrid Dallas Cowboys football season thus far, the only happy people in Texas this fall are in the brown paper bag industry. They're so wildly successful, in fact, that the Mob is suspecte...

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