SUMMER “BREAK” IS IT? 12 Aug 2013 | 06:54 am

sum·mer /ˈsəmər/ Noun The warmest season of the year, in the northern hemisphere from June to August and in the southern hemisphere from December to February. The time of year when every parent is...

Tooth Fairies Don’t Take Molars 16 Jul 2013 | 09:09 pm

It’s been a while since my kid has lost a tooth. Months, actually. She’s almost ten so there aren’t many left to come out. The other night she walks up to me in the kitchen and hands me one of her mo...

Funny Person Being Serious 22 Jun 2013 | 05:58 am

I’ve been divorced almost nine years. I’ve gone from mothering a toddler all on my own to parenting an almost ten year old girl, who thank God, is incredibly Zen and self sufficient. I have also morp...

You Can BE Awesome EVERY DAY 26 May 2013 | 08:38 am

I’m Sorry, Did you say “Gift” or “I hate you”? 7 May 2013 | 08:08 am

When is Cinco De Mayo? (Annual post of by an idiot 6 May 2013 | 02:33 am

It’s THAT time of the year again!  In honor of Cinco De Mayo, I will once again share with you a story that humiliates me each and every time I even think about it.  Enjoy feeling superior for a day! ...

This is What She Means When She Says “Oy” & Other Stuff 17 Apr 2013 | 04:17 am

As defined by me: Oy: – “What can I say?” ” I’m a moron”, “she’s a moron,” ” he’s a moron,” “they’re all a bunch of morons”. Chutzpah: To have guts, gall, brave, nerve as in “only a giant asshole wo...

I Really Thought this was “The One”… 13 Mar 2013 | 10:00 pm

So I”m driving on a major thoroughfare and I stop at a red light. In the car next to me, is some guy at the wheel and in the backseat was this huge, adorable Goldendoodle with his big head sticking ou...

Hello? This is LIFE Calling…. 1 Mar 2013 | 03:21 am

If you are over 35, I ask you, “Am I right?”  Give me a literal minute of your life and tell me what you would have said…

BlogTHAT! (A sneak peek) 13 Feb 2013 | 06:09 am

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