HEY BITCHCAKES, HOW D’YOU LIKE THAT HOARDING? 14 Aug 2013 | 07:22 pm

HEY BITCHCAKES, HOW D’YOU LIKE THAT HOARDING?

WELL ROGER ME SIDEWAYS IF MAURICE GARIN ISN’T BRAD... 12 Aug 2013 | 11:10 pm

WELL ROGER ME SIDEWAYS IF MAURICE GARIN ISN’T BRAD PITT’S HARDER, BETTER-FUCKING-LOOKING GRANDDAD. 

"PAIN IS MY FAVOURITE ENEMY" 8 Aug 2013 | 02:12 pm

“"PAIN IS MY FAVOURITE ENEMY"” - JENS VOIGT IN BICYCLING MAGAZINE

OH MAN, I CAN’T TELL IF PHIL’S GOING TO A BIKE RACE,... 11 Jun 2013 | 01:36 pm

OH MAN, I CAN’T TELL IF PHIL’S GOING TO A BIKE RACE, APRÈS SKI IN KLOSTERS OR A PORN SHOOT, BUT I LIKE IT. THX SOIGNEUR FOR THE PIC.

I’M PRETTY SURE THIS VIDEO TEASER FROM @DONHOUBICYCLES IS... 10 Jun 2013 | 11:37 pm

I’M PRETTY SURE THIS VIDEO TEASER FROM @DONHOUBICYCLES IS MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THIS THIS YEAR.

Photo 27 May 2013 | 07:56 pm

OH HAI STELVIO 17 May 2013 | 04:00 pm

OH HAI STELVIO

“TO CAUSE CHAOS AND MAYHEM ISN’T THAT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON?” SAID JENS VOIGT, WHEN ASKED WHY HE... 17 May 2013 | 03:38 pm

“TO CAUSE CHAOS AND MAYHEM ISN’T THAT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON?” SAID JENS VOIGT, WHEN ASKED WHY HE...

FUCK MY TITS, I WANT WHATEVER’S IN THOSE ÉCLAIRS. OH FOR... 16 May 2013 | 04:28 pm

FUCK MY TITS, I WANT WHATEVER’S IN THOSE ÉCLAIRS. OH FOR THE DAYS BEFORE EYEBROW-DOPING AND SIDEBURN ABUSE WERE BANNED. THX JOE.

THAT RUSSIAN GUY WAS ALL RIGHT, BUT THIS IS THE GIRO HERO SO... 13 May 2013 | 03:14 pm

THAT RUSSIAN GUY WAS ALL RIGHT, BUT THIS IS THE GIRO HERO SO FAR. 160KM IN A BREAK, THEN SOLOS FROM 20KM. ONLY GUY TO RIDE ALL OF THE GRAND TOURS LAST YEAR. COJONES.