UNDERWEAR BADNESS 10 Dec 2012 | 10:25 am

Infrared camera snaps thief stealing underwear A WOMAN used an infra-red camera to film a man stealing underwear from her clothesline in Melbourne's inner north.

CZECH, MAAAAAAAATE 22 Nov 2012 | 03:55 am

How dare she: Calling a New Zealander a ‘stupid Aussie' is racial abuse, judge says A CZECH-BORN woman has been found guilty of racially abusing her New Zealand-born neighbour by calling her a "stupid...

A MAN FOR ALL SEASONING 12 Nov 2012 | 05:50 am

Makes a change from fiddling kiddies. We should encourage deviant priests to eat each other: Ear bitten off in priest V priest fight An 80-year-old retired priest allegedly bit an ear off another elde...

CONDIMENTAL CRUELTY 14 Sep 2012 | 07:45 am

[Enter shop] ~~ Yes, please? ~~ Two cheese and pickle sandwiches please. [Fetches bread] ~~ That cheese, ham, tomato? ~~ No. Cheese and pickle. ~~ Pickle? ~~ You know, the yellow stuff? ~~ No know. ~~...

"LATE" PAYMENT 12 Sep 2012 | 09:35 am

Quack. Quack. Tony Tea: Hello? Caller: Tony Tea? TT: That's right. Caller: *** Street Medical Centre here. We are chasing up an unpaid bill. TT: I have not been there for 20 years. *SMC: No, not for y...

Untitled 10 Sep 2012 | 05:50 am

GONG, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN 3 Aug 2012 | 12:35 pm

Eleven currently non-existent countries have won Olympic medals: Australasia Bohemia Czechoslovakia East Germany Netherlands Antilles Russian Empire Serbia and Montenegro USSR West Germany West Indies...

CULTURAL BINGE 28 Jul 2012 | 09:55 am

Germaine! Germaine! Germaine! Rather than cringe and shit-can "Aussie three times" Germaine Greer reckons we ought to embrace our inner bogan, as well as giving the infamous chant a historical, if per...

CHOC SPIDER 19 Jul 2012 | 01:15 pm

Anyone know what Bundy Bear has been up to lately? Pedo-bear ruins Nestle's Facebook party Nestle has been forced to take down an image from its Kit Kat Facebook fan page, after it emerged that it w...

NO "PROBREM"! 17 Jul 2012 | 09:20 am