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What happened to the foreign job theives? 16 Aug 2013 | 03:21 am
A classic, I think you'd agree I used to get quite worked up about how the papers covered employment statistics. Whatever they were, we'd get made up headlines about how migrants had stolen ALL the j...
I'll have a racist 99 please! 1 Aug 2013 | 12:30 am
Last week, two vans with massive posters on the side telling illegal immigrants to fuck off or get arrested were driven around six select London boroughs. Rumours that they played a plinky-plonky ice ...
Bulgarian government, Bulgarian TV station or British Sunday tabloid? 8 Mar 2013 | 11:10 pm
On last night's BBC Question Time, Diane James of UKIP claimed that a Bulgarian government survey showed that 56% of Bulgarians have said they want to move to the UK. This instantly sounded fishy to ...
Toby Young - not much better than Delingpole 14 Feb 2013 | 02:57 pm
A while ago now (although it was in my last post here) I looked at a James Delingpole column and went through the logical fallacies I spotted in it. I think I got most of them. In it, I mentioned Tob...
James Delingpole - not very good 5 Nov 2012 | 08:46 pm
A few weeks ago, I joined the Blocked by James Delingpole club on Twitter. It's not a very select club, it must be said. The criteria for entry seems to be disagreeing with him, whether or not you use...
My journey into mucky books, with Cagney & Lacey 18 Aug 2012 | 03:12 am
Mucky books, mucky books (ooh mucky books) Mucky books, mucky books (ooh mucky books) Mucky books, mucky boo-hooo-hoooks Mucky books, mucky books (uh huh ha, uh huh ha!) - Darts (except not quite)...
Frumpy A-Levels! 5 bits of advice for those who didn't do so well 17 Aug 2012 | 04:11 am
Via the late sexyalevels So, today was A-Level results day. If you picked up a newspaper you'd have seen the pictures of pretty girls jumping that decorate the occasion like tinsel at Christmas. Look...
No offence 17 Jul 2012 | 08:36 pm
I told my first ever joke in front of an audience when I was eight years old. I was at my mate's ninth birthday party, and all the other kids had gone home with their parents. We were the only kids le...
The more things change... 28 Jun 2012 | 05:28 am
Hey, did you know one of the classic tabloid PC Gone Mad urban legends had cropped up again recently? I had no idea, but a couple of months ago, the old favourite 'can't even sing Baa Baa Black Sheep ...
Crackers SMASH! 4 May 2012 | 08:42 am
I just got a new phone. I synced my Five Chinese Crackers account with it, and then deleted the Picasa pictures because I didn't want them taking up disk space. It seems I deleted my entire Picasa ac...
