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To Whom It Concerns at My Son's New Middle School 27 Aug 2013 | 06:30 pm
If you do not find Excitable’s name on your sixth-grade class list, it's not for lack of trying. I attempted to register him at least two and a half times. And in two languages. When the forms arri...
Have No Fear, It’s Hangar 24 Beer 1 Aug 2013 | 08:00 pm
You probably noticed, assuming you are still here, that I’ve taken some extended blogging breaks this year. Where was I? Well .. I was in rehab. For bad beer consumption. Thank heavens, my taste bu...
Labor of Love for the Game 29 Jul 2013 | 06:32 pm
My father did not bury bodies for the mob. It only looked that way, every spring and summer, based on the contents of the trunk of his sedan. Shovels. Pick. Soil rake. Gloves. Pull-over galoshes. A t...
I Ran. I Didn’t Die. 26 Jul 2013 | 06:27 pm
Why is the woman on the left coming at me with a camera? a) She’s excited to see a “hot” dad in the flesh. b) That’s not a camera. It’s a small oxygen tank and she’s offering me a hit. c) She wants...
The Thrill of Victimhood, The Agony of Dehydration 18 Jul 2013 | 12:36 am
My Love had an air of curiosity in her tone when she said this over the weekend: “The neighbors said they saw you out running this morning. They said you looked … ‘very intense.’” “Yep, I saw them,”...
$20 Worth of Stories in the Naked City 15 Jul 2013 | 10:30 pm
New Yorkers truly are honest, generous and unselfish. Even more so when you bribe them to be that way. This lesson came after my day had started, hung over and early, at the train station where my wi...
Love is Patient, Love is Kind … of Like Spam 28 Jun 2013 | 12:28 am
On this 16th anniversary of my marriage to My Love, I’m happy to report our wedded bliss is still unspoiled. We have been told the same is true of our marital can of Spam. Our friends gave us Mork (...
Then Katie Couric Called Me “Hot” 20 Jun 2013 | 07:04 pm
Here it is. Me and Katie Couric. Oh, and three other guys who wisely prevent me from talking most of the time. I sit nervously, apparently on the verge of a seizure, until around the 3:10 mark (thou...
Then Katie Couric Called Me “Hot” 20 Jun 2013 | 07:04 pm
Here it is. Me and Katie Couric. Oh, and three other guys who wisely prevent me from talking most of the time. I sit nervously, apparently on the verge of a seizure, until around the 3:10 mark (thou...
Katie Couric, I’m Ready for My Close-up 19 Jun 2013 | 09:25 am
If you’re near the TV today when Katie Couric’s talk show Katie comes on (for those in and around New York City, the show airs at 3 p.m. on WABC, Ch. 7), you’ll see these handsome blokes (and me) at o...
