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I Felt Sick...And It Wasn't The Corndog He Was Eating 12 Dec 2011 | 08:02 pm

Ugh. I was getting a coffee this morning and overheard this gem when I was leaving the restaurant and passing a large table with about six people sitting around it: "Michelle Bachmann is by far the ...

Genesis Redux 8 Nov 2011 | 06:45 pm

I did take cold pills. Really. I guess that's my only excuse for this dream, which I'm going to tell you about. I actually don't remember any visuals, no sounds, no smells, nothing. The only thing I ...

What the Holy F@*k? 8 Nov 2011 | 06:09 pm

Hi. Yet again, it's been a literal Ice Age since I last posted. What's up, you ask? Well...I've been busy trying to get my first book sold (no luck), broke up with my Agent/Agency (sad), went to a wr...

New Underwear (and other junk)... 25 Jan 2011 | 03:14 pm

Hey all, I know it's been forever since I've posted. Life got in the way, from trying to sell my first book (nothing so far), to writing my second (coming along slowly), personal problems, nothing re...

Cinderella Needs a Diaper 12 Jul 2010 | 05:54 pm

This past weekend I was in my favorite store in the world, Target, and was walking past the card section on my way out. Unfortunately, I hadn’t found anything wondrous to significantly enhance my qual...

OTC = On The Chest 17 May 2010 | 01:28 pm

Have you seen the new TV ad for Zegerid OTC? I think it's some sort of antacid or something - I wasn't really paying attention because the commercial itself is SO weird. This guy comes out, talks abo...

The Solution to All Unhappiness in the World Ever 17 May 2010 | 12:58 pm

I was watching some crappy TV news this morning while getting ready to go to the gym (which I never got to...whatever) and saw some disgusting "infoTAINTment" ad from Discovery Health that was so horr...

Why, Yes, I'm Famished As Well 22 Mar 2010 | 01:03 pm

I had a weekend...to remember. I will post about it soon. Here's a little tidbit to keep you warm while you're waiting! I'm standing in line at the bagel place, waiting to order. In front of me are t...

Sex Marks The Target 14 Jan 2010 | 04:57 pm

Oh, I don't know what is wrong with people. Seriously. This past weekend I went to Target to shop, like I do almost every weekend, and I was having a pretty good day up until I decided to enter the ...

Write On This, Bitch! 14 Jan 2010 | 04:33 pm

My coworker ran into a bit of a kerfuffle a few days ago. One of her clients called her up and demanded she immediately reorder some of their products for them. The problem was, they couldn't remembe...

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