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Stew-Roids For The Win 22 Aug 2013 | 04:49 am

Before I kick this one off, I'm going to post what I thought was a remarkably succinct observation on the popularity of this series, which I admit still has me rather flummoxed. "I can't explain why ...

Chaos And Bang Your Canadian Earballs, Series 1, Episode 1 15 Aug 2013 | 10:00 pm

FINALLY.  I got my man Proper Villian to mix this shit up nice, and finally uploaded it to Youtube.  Plus, he popped that shit up on Mega so you guys can download here and here it if you want.  Huzzah...

There's No Such Thing As Too Many Stew-Roids 14 Aug 2013 | 06:27 pm

Before I start the second installment in this series, a warning- If you're unaccustomed to eating massive quantities of fiber, go REALLY easy on the beans if and when you make chili.  Likewise, taking...

Stew-Roids Like A Muthafucka 7 Aug 2013 | 10:12 pm

It's rare that I have an issue titling a post, as the title usually pops out of my fingers simultaneously with the idea for the article.  The title for this post eluded me, however, as if I were an ob...

Why Go Cannibal? 23 Jul 2013 | 08:36 pm

One reason for the slowdown in posts after a flurry last month was because I'm going through all of the old nutrition articles and rewriting them for the new nutrition ebook, which should be out prese...

There's More To Being A Ninja Warrior Than Owning A Colored Mask And Eating Pizza 19 Jul 2013 | 01:33 am

Recently, I received an email from a gym owner in which he threw a lot of credit at me for championing high-volume, ultra-heavy training in an America obsessed with 10 minute abs and using beginner li...

No Fap? More Like No Fucking Way. 12 Jul 2013 | 07:12 am

It's no secret that I've long espoused the myriad benefits of jerking off as a method for unchaining your inner beast so you can go out and dominate heavy things in particular and life in general.  Pe...

Why "Your Head Is Fucking Tiny" Is The Greatest Compliment You'll Ever Receive, Part 2 9 Jul 2013 | 06:17 pm

Every time I've had a picture taken of myself in the last couple of years, I've heard from my friends that I have a tiny head.  Not Beetlejuice tiny, but damn small in comparison to my body.  Most of ...

Chaos And Bang Is Back, Bitches! 1 Jul 2013 | 06:56 am

Due to popular demand, and by that I mean people outright demanding we rekindle the series, we've changed our format slightly and the medium by which we're transmitting it.  Given that neither of us h...

Random Awesome Shit- Whooty, Movies, Books, and Music That Will Put Lead In Your Pencil 25 Jun 2013 | 03:48 am

For every bitch who hits the "Dislike" button on these entries, there are ten emails and ten IMs and ten comments asking for more recommendations.  As I love pissing people off and enjoy a good review...

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