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You Smell Of Beef And Cheese 21 Dec 2012 | 12:34 pm
"Santa isn't REAL! My mom and dad told me!," said a little boy in my Sunday school class. "YES HE IS!" said another boy. "I KNOW HE'S REAL BECAUSE LAST YEAR WE GOT A TRAMPOLINE FOR CHRISTMAS AND I ...
$40 Miracle 3 Dec 2012 | 12:58 pm
A friend of mine is struggling financially. She texted me a few weeks ago to tell me she was having to sell some of her prized possessions in order to pay for gas and utilities. I offered my condole...
Rage and Fat Pants 20 Nov 2012 | 01:18 am
So I am driving my dad's big ol truck into the Circle K parking lot in Phoenix after having attended the Mormon temple. I feel uplifted and glorious in my very soul. To further improve my sweet mood...
Catrina Candy Can 31 Oct 2012 | 11:21 am
I LOVE LOVE LOVE HALLOWEEN!!!!!! BOO! AND ALSO MWAAHAHAHAHAAAA! and junk and stuff I love a holiday where people dress up like super heroes and pirates and hot dogs. I don't get it when adults do...
CHECK ME OUT!!! 21 Sep 2012 | 08:31 pm
IT'S MY TURN! IT'S MY TURN! I'VE BEEN WAITING WITH BAITED BREATH ALL WEEK! I'm a guest writer on Middle-aged Mormon Man's blog!!!!! We are celebrating the Family Proclamation. READ IT RIGHT NOW!!! ...
It's YOUR turn to pray! 21 Sep 2012 | 12:06 pm
My husband and I have a mini-battle every night of our lives. We argue. About prayer. Ironic, eh? It goes like so: We are cuddling on the couch watching television. (I'm totally into the X-Factor...
Gracias A Dios, My child tooted on the kitchen table 17 Sep 2012 | 01:24 pm
Someone recently told me he often wondered if there is a God. That God seemed sorta fairy tale-ish. It had never occurred to me that someone would have doubts about God. The divinity of my Father i...
You Did 15 Sep 2012 | 12:13 am
I've been super stressed. And depressed, kinda. And anxious. And all crazy like. My husband has been concerned for my brain. So I did some praying last week. And I was all like, "Please help me t...
I Was Lost. But now I'm Found. Literally. 26 Aug 2012 | 05:01 am
It's a surreal feeling. I can't get over it. My tummy still churns. Dehydration is the culprit there. And fear. My brain can't wrap herself around what happened today. I'll take you there. Let's g...
Tender Mercy Leather Skirt Lady 14 Aug 2012 | 10:10 am
I considered (seriously considered) lying to the elliptical when it asked my age today. An invasion of privacy is what it is! The nosy machine also asks for my weight every time I intend to begin a ...
