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Kitty Crocker 19 Mar 2009 | 12:00 am

A Recipe from my humans for homemade cat treats: (Tasty - 3/5 *s ) Tuna Tidbits ( Makes 12 cookies) Ingredients: 6 ounce can of tuna 1/4 cup water drained from tuna 3 T cooked egg white, chopped 1/4 c...

More Like St. Catrick's Day! 18 Mar 2009 | 12:00 am

My fellow felines, I call upon the Meow March nation to rise up and reclaim what is rightfully ours from that Irish Usurper, the so-called "St." Patrick! As is commonly known, it was I (in my former ...

Vote Yes for peace with the cheese-mongers! 16 Mar 2009 | 08:57 pm

I propose a truce between the races of mice and cats--ok, really of mice/rats/weasles/gerbals, all rodents really, and cats. Our animosity toward each other is purely a case of human conditioning. We ...

Where, oh where did the kitty cat go? 14 Mar 2009 | 03:14 pm

Friends, it has been too long since my last post. An evil event took place in my current domicile--midterms. Female human is working on completing her Phd and male human is teaching college classes. T...

Food for thought... 11 Feb 2009 | 04:04 pm

Friends, fans, and fiends; I feel the time has come to impart more of my vast knowledge to you all about how our humans should be treating us.  We are kings!  And queens...and some of us even jesters...

Cat-tactics 101 8 Feb 2009 | 04:55 pm

I'm glad everyone is here.  First, I'd like to say this about Cleaning - it's for the humans.  Let me tell you, besides licking myself to keep this silky coat, I don't lift a paw around the house. To...

Cat Conquests 7 Feb 2009 | 03:25 pm

"Life is like a game of Risk; it's not really over 'til everyone else is prostrate before you!" I'm fairly sure it's Ghandi who said that.  Not Ghandi the human though--Ghandi the Cat.  One of the gr...

Cats in Crisis 5 Feb 2009 | 04:34 pm

While it's no longer "breaking" news*, it is still Heartbreaking News: The former first Kitty is in dire straights. According to my informants...who shall remain nameless. The First "DemoCat" has canc...

Break Out Those Violins! 4 Feb 2009 | 04:05 pm

It was a warm, August afternoon.  Me, and my closest dozen, or so, brothers, sisters, cousins, brothers who are also my cousins, sisters who might be my mother, and dad, were lurking in a semi-abandon...

Did you know? 3 Feb 2009 | 02:11 pm

I believe that an educated populace makes for better revolutionaries. To that end, I will endeavor to educate you as to exactly why we felines are far superior to our bipedal oppressors. Let us start...

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