It’s A TARDIS, Come The Fuck In Or Fuck The Fuck Off 6 Aug 2013 | 01:54 am

Heaving On A Jet Plane 3 Aug 2013 | 01:51 am

Sorry couldn’t resist click image for story Alternatives were “Probably Had A Dodgy Chile” “Do You Come From A Land Down Chunda?” “Up, Up And Away and Out” “Not Just The Aussie Cricketers Gettin...

Washing Line? Hell No! 26 Jul 2013 | 10:13 pm

If I’m drying beer towels , I need something much more manly. click images to embiggen [Ed Note. This is not my washing, but rather the backyard of the pub I was in last night]

Mine Didn’t Make The List 20 Jul 2013 | 12:07 am

click for story I know some of my readers are of a sensitive disposition , so if you are not easily shocked, to find out the thing that I’d be hoping you’d do the first time we have sex, you’ll ha...

How? Swim, Eurostar or Ferry? 12 Jul 2013 | 09:06 pm

click for story Looks like the Weekend Work Experience Sub Ed’s have clocked on early this Friday . It’s not as if later on they don’t give a clue as to why it’s not going to happen. See those wo.....

You Lost Me At “The Nation” 26 Jun 2013 | 11:03 am

click image for full story No, No, No   ‘dedicated to improving the health of individual if the individual wants to’  I could go along with. But ‘the Nation’  no ,  I don’t recall “The Nation” ever ...

Not Gone Yet 13 Jun 2013 | 05:52 pm

I realise that it has been sometime since I put anything substantial on this page, Nothing earthshattering has occurred  like; winning the Euro Millions, being killed to death by artwork  or losing b...

I Don’t Want Anybody Else 22 Apr 2013 | 11:47 pm

Divinyls singer Chrissy Amphlett dies aged 53 Very sad, writer and singer of possibly the filthiest, sexist pop song ever. I’m still surprised when it’s played on the radiophone. ";" alt="">

Hyperbole Du Jour 'It was like something from Apocalypse Now' 26 Mar 2013 | 11:58 am

clicks image for story But on March 15 - just two weeks later - huge JCBs moved onto the site and demolished the house that had been there since the 1970s. Powerless neighbours watched in shock as t...

One Up From ‘Handbags’ 15 Mar 2013 | 03:07 pm

But just short of a ‘Fight’ I don’t know about you but I find the use of the word ‘scrap’ delightful.