If people say you can't make it through life being tardy.... 6 Jun 2012 | 11:26 pm

Point out that those who were late to work survived 9/11.

People Paula Is A Nerd 19 Mar 2012 | 08:27 pm

If people say you can't make it through life being tardy.... 3 Sep 2011 | 01:29 pm

Just point out that those who were late to work survived 9/11.

Hey Nordstrom, thought you should know.... 23 Aug 2011 | 09:38 pm

Putting your XL and XS models side-by-side on your website makes all your clothes look crappy.

Hey Nordstrom, thought you should know.... 23 Aug 2011 | 02:43 pm

Putting your XL and XS models side-by-side on your website makes all your clothes look crappy.

Badly timed movie release: 27 Jan 2011 | 08:48 am

"Yo momma so poor.... 8 Dec 2010 | 05:19 am

"She had a $1 yard sale and made money on everything she owned."

PeoplePaula-ism of the Day: 8 Dec 2010 | 04:06 am

"Hey, did you get the new Kanye album yet? I hear it's.... THE GOOD SHIT LOLLIPOP."

"Yo momma so poor.... 7 Dec 2010 | 09:23 pm

"She had a $1 yard sale and made money on everything she owned."

PeoplePaula-ism of the Day: 7 Dec 2010 | 08:38 pm

"Hey, did you get the new Kanye album yet? I hear it's.... THE GOOD SHIT LOLLIPOP."