Bumpy Skies 7 Jul 2013 | 06:51 am

On a recent flight I witnessed a man across the aisle from me have a panic attack during some mild turbulence. Here are the top five terrible things going through my mind I could have said to him: "W...

Betting on the False Alarm 23 Apr 2013 | 02:45 am

The other night as I was readying myself for slumber, my apartment building's fire alarm began to blare.  I begrudgingly got dressed, grabbed some pocket essentials, and hit the stairs down to the lob...

False Spice 3 Mar 2013 | 11:38 pm

Stuff That Happened Last Month 2 Mar 2013 | 09:59 am

So Hungry I Could Mistakingly Eat A Horse! No doubt you've heard about the horse meat scandal and feel free to insert your own hotdog joke here. But seriously, this is an outrage. Can you imagine how...

Mitch & Roland: #68 Birthday 16 Jan 2013 | 06:00 pm

Things Pro Wrestling and Figure Skating Have in Common 13 Jan 2013 | 02:06 pm

Skaters and Wrestlers ... Wear tight, revealing custom outfits, often following a specific theme. Develop signature moves. Have routines that are carefully choreographed but sometimes improvisation...

Mitch & Roland: #67 Tweet 10 Jan 2013 | 10:45 am

Watching TV for Free 27 Dec 2012 | 10:56 am

After years of neglecting my needs I finally own a new flatscreen television. I waited so long that I actually feel the need to describe it as "flatscreen" even though it's the standard now. In any ca...

Would You Mayan If We Took Your Guns Away? 22 Dec 2012 | 12:28 am

We did it, everyone! We survived the greatest Doomsday prediction of all time ... since that last one. I like that Doomsday scares are always wrong without fail. In a world filled with uncertainty, at...

Biblical 6 Nov 2012 | 04:37 am

If the Bible is so great, then why is the word "biblical" mostly used in negative ways. Most of the time when I hear this word it's being used to describe a massive natural disaster, like the recent H...