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Yep, I'm ripping on more song lyrics 20 Jul 2013 | 09:12 am

Fortunately I'm around to call bullshit to all the nonsensical lyrics you take for granted while you're humming to the song because you never really did pick up all the words anyway...you just sort of...

Seeing the Positive 16 Jul 2013 | 08:56 am

As I look toward retiring abroad, I have to keep an open mind.  Where do I get the best bang-for-my-buck?  And in that search, it became obvious that the cheapest places are also the scariest…or are t...

You Can't Fool Me 11 Jul 2013 | 11:30 am

The wifey-poo wanted a functional high-tech sun hat for outdoor adventures this summer.  I don't get it...for some reason she doesn't want leathery skin down the road.  Leather is pretty durable thoug...

Get Laid 25 Jun 2013 | 09:32 am

Once again, the "Get Laid" tea is out-of-stock....

Messing around with the Movie Ticket People 23 Jun 2013 | 11:29 am

It's fun to mess with people.  No, nothing harmful that will take $28,000 worth of therapy to get over.  Just harmless amusement... So we were at the movie theater the other day and, hey, if I'm goin...

Random VE Today 20 Jun 2013 | 09:36 am

Then again, when am I not random here? I was listening to the radio the other day and that goofy earworm song "Ben" from the Jackson Five came on.  Yep, high pitched Michael belting out this mellow t...

The Unwanted Does Live in Your Home! 13 Jun 2013 | 05:07 am

I was just sitting there avoiding any real progress on whatever the point my life is here on Earth by eating a cup of yogurt.  Perhaps that was my mission on Earth.  But contemplating such things is t...

How did THAT happen? 6 Jun 2013 | 06:48 am

I'm still in shock. I know it's been awhile now. No...I'm not talking about idiots bombing our National Sporting pastimes. I just want to know how it happened... How in this fast food, diabetes gr...

Movie Taglines 21 Feb 2013 | 10:28 am

Remember this tear jerker?  Ryan O'Neal and Ali MacGraw in "Love Story".  I ran across this the other day and happened to notice the "tagline".  A tagline is a shorthand to explain the theme or appeal...

My Stance on Lance 19 Jan 2013 | 12:57 pm

Lance Armstrong... Losing his seven Tour de France titles Losing his Olympic Medal Losing his sponsors And now this just in... Lance's former middle school sweetheart has asked for her locket back....

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