Spotted in Berkeley: CHICKENS! 27 Aug 2013 | 01:31 am

I saw this guy this morning, a block down from where I saw the sign last week and if you compare him to the sign I saw... ... that's a totally different chicken.

Wordless Wednesday: Spotted in Berkeley 21 Aug 2013 | 09:40 am

Let's play "Find the smell" ! 16 Aug 2013 | 09:37 am

"Something stinks in the bedroom. Go find out what it is and make it go away." "Oh, great. You have to help me find it." "Hell no, finding stinky things and making them go away is a man's job. I'm j...

Wordless Wednesday 14 Aug 2013 | 12:30 pm

Walking in the streets of my town 13 Aug 2013 | 11:18 pm

I've been doing a lot of walking lately. It's that funny kind of speed walking where it looks like you're repeatedly punching yourself in the face. I don't know exactly how fast I get, because I have ...

Mice 12 Aug 2013 | 03:53 am

I totally drew this. I even used a "how to draw a mouse" tutorial. I am THAT good. We have 4 cats. You might have already known that. Particularly if you know me on Facebook, I spend a good deal of t...

Okay, let's try this again 11 Aug 2013 | 04:53 am

Back in January I wrote a post about how I wanted to get back to blogging. I was going to post something every day and it would be complete shit but you guys were just going to have to deal because I ...

Out of, and into, the mouths of babes 28 Jul 2013 | 01:54 am

I got into the kitchen a little bit ago, where the kids are having breakfast, and I say to the room "Here's the plan for today, guys. I want everybody dressed and out of the house for at least a few h...

If you didn't make it then you don't own it 27 Jul 2013 | 03:52 am

I have a bunch of Facebook friends who make memes about autism awareness and then share them. What happens to them (a lot) is that other pages find them and then, basically, steal them. When my friend...

The Dive Bar Welcomes: A Daughter 18 Jul 2013 | 01:46 am

Just a reminder for the newcomers that I don't write Dive Bar posts. For more information see the tab at the top. You. You cast judgment on me and tell me things about myself I try my best not to bel...