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I Watch The Bachelorette So You Don't Have To: The Chris and Des Show Is The Most Boring TV Show That Has Ever Existed 7 Aug 2013 | 11:33 am
When we catch up with Des this week, after having her heart broken by Brooks last week, she's over this damn game. She's crying again, and Television's Chris Harrison makes concerned faces and holds h...
I Watch The Bachelorette So You Don't Have To: Bringing The "Reality" Back to Reality TV, Ya'll 31 Jul 2013 | 11:14 am
This season finale of The Bachelorette is split up into two weeks, because it's going to be very, very dramatic. For the first time in a long time, it may (debatable) actually live up to the title of ...
I Watch The Bachelorette So You Don't Have To: And I Realize That Des Is Actually Awful 18 Jul 2013 | 11:42 am
This week on The BAchelorette, we're meeting the four remaining dude's families. Rather than hearing all the things Des likes about each guys, let's just get right into the business. Zak the Shirtles...
I Watch The Bachelorette So You Don't Have To: The Amateur Love Poems Make Me Apoplectic Edition 10 Jul 2013 | 07:26 pm
This week, we're in Madeira, which is a place that none of us have ever heard of before, so Des literally shows us where the island is on a map. And then, everyone yells out the name of the island bec...
I Watch The Bachelorette So You Don't Have To: All That Happens Is Adults Cry and Make-Out (Sometimes Simultaneously) Edition 3 Jul 2013 | 09:28 am
Ugh, all week I put it out of my mind that The Bachelorette was going to be in Barcelona, and when I was reminded (by the show), I got all sad again. I hate my living room right now. Barcelona, accor...
I Watch The Bachelorette So You Don't Have To: The Awkward Times Edition 27 Jun 2013 | 08:52 am
As I mentioned last week, The Bachelorette is taking us to Munich today. I've always wanted to go to Munich to drink beer. Why don't more people go to Munich and kick it? I feel like it would make a g...
I Watch The Bachelorette So You Don't Have To: And Everyone's Shirtless Now Edition 19 Jun 2013 | 10:56 am
So, I didn't say anything last week because I didn't want to jinx it, but I have noticed that sparklepony Drew (I mean, Call Me Maybe) is getting a lot of screentime despite not having had any apparen...
I Watch The Bachelorette So You Don't Have To: The "Be Thankful You Didn't See That Broken Finger. You're Welcome." Edition 12 Jun 2013 | 09:54 am
This week on The Bachelorette, there are two group dates and only one-on-one date, which is fun for me because the guys spending time together is actually funny and entertaining because they don't tal...
The One Where I Ran 13.1 Miles On My Actual Feet 6 Jun 2013 | 05:27 am
Happy National Running Day! This celebration is new to me, this being the first June in my life that I've ever considered myself a runner, and, to celebrate this day, I won't be grabbing a friend and ...
I Watch The Bachelorette So You Don't Have To: And I Do It For All The Wrong Reasons Edition 5 Jun 2013 | 08:48 pm
Last week, we met a bunch of dudes who are going to compete for the chance to propose to Desiree. Desiree is pretty and boring and feels like Cinderella all the time. You can learn more about Des and ...
