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3 Old School Rules That Can Ruin Your Plans To Remain Poor And Miserable. 19 Aug 2013 | 05:37 am

Monday, 3:33pm Rancho Cucamonga, CA “One way or another, I’ll gitcha, I’ll gitcha, I’ll gitcha gitcha gitcha…” (Blondie) Howdy. Okay, quick post today… aimed at ruining your life by prying open th...

Why We Blow Stuff Up On July 4th 5 Jul 2013 | 04:55 am

Monday, 1:43pm Reno, NV “Wave that flag, wave it wide and high…” (Grateful Dead, “US Blues”) Howdy, As a kid, July Fourth meant fireworks, and lots of them. We’d start salivating around mid-June,...

Risky Bidniz 4 Jun 2013 | 06:08 am

Monday, 2:26pm Visalia, CA “He wants to dream like a young man, with the wisdom of an old man. He wants his home and security. He wants to live like a sailor at sea.” (Bob Seger, “Beautiful Loser”)  H...

Congratulations… Now, Stop Being A Wuss. 17 May 2013 | 04:37 am

Monday, 7:55pm Reno, NV “But it’s all right… in fact it’s a gas…” (The Stones, “Jumpin’ Jack Flash“) Howdy… It’s time for another orgy of graduation rites across the land… … and, in honor of it all, I...

Your Own Private Crystal Ball 29 Apr 2013 | 06:23 am

Monday, 6:16pm Reno, NV “We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when...” (Omnipresent WWII song by Vera Lynn) Howdy… A big part of the mojo I bring to the consulting table is simply that I sur...

Publishers Freak-Out As Freaks Move In 29 Mar 2013 | 07:23 am

Thursday, 12:40pm Reno, NV “I write because I cannot NOT write.” (Charlotte Bronte) Howdy… I want to cover three important things today. Important Thing #1: Very exciting news this morning: My first K...

Bamboozled By Babble, redux 27 Feb 2013 | 04:33 am

Tuesday, 2:47pm Reno, NV “Don’t let me be misunderstood.” (The Animals, #15 on Billboard, 1965) Howdy… I’ve resurrected another gem from the archives… just because it’s so freakin’ good. Many of the l...

Top 10 Secrets To Make 2013 The Best Freakin’ Year Of Your Life (all of which you’re either ignoring or screwing up) 11 Feb 2013 | 08:49 am

Saturday, 3:44pm Reno, NV “I’ll have what she’s having…” (When Harry Met Sally) Howdy… I figured I’d kick off the new marketing season here in a ball of fire, and just lay some Reality Checks out for ...

How To Win An Argument In 3 Easy Steps 30 Jan 2013 | 04:43 am

Tuesday, 2:57pm Reno, NV “Mongo just pawn in game of life.” (Blazing Saddles.) Howdy… Recently, I published a series of posts on Facebook under the theme “How To Win An Argument”. Over the week it ran...

The Rest Of Your Freakin’ Life (again) 6 Jan 2013 | 05:16 am

Saturday, 1:30pm Reno, NV “Hey, you bastards, I’m still here!” (Steve McQueen as Papillon, floating away to freedom…) Howdy… I’m re-publishing — for what has become a very popular tradition on this bl...

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