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I’m goin’ back to Cali 20 Aug 2013 | 07:27 pm

Comin’ atcha live from 35,000 feet, it’s the Scratches Family Vacation. Next stop: Los Angeles. So here’s the deal: My brother calls us last December and tells us he’s getting married. Woohoo! In Augu...

Mac amor 20 Aug 2013 | 12:14 am

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The writer who cried wolf … except, instead of “wolf,” he cried “I’m a writer.” 8 Aug 2013 | 02:01 am

Remember last year, when I had that mini-nervous-breakdown in the parking lot at work and swore that it would serve as the launching pad for my creative-writing career? Well, since that time, I have s...

The awesome trip to Florida I never told you about 2 Aug 2013 | 09:50 pm

Way back in February, I mentioned the awesome trip to Florida that we took … and then I got sucked into a roughly four-month-long black hole that involved spending all day in a cubicle writing code fo...

The reason I don’t know your names after all this time isn’t because I don’t really give a shit what your names are, it’s because I … well, no, actual... 18 Jul 2013 | 01:57 am

Dear Co-workers Whose Names I Still Do Not Know, Allow me to apologize. After almost three years of working here, you would think I would know what to call at least half of you … and the fact that I d...

In the fairy-tale version of this story, I would have hit an epic home run 18 Jun 2013 | 01:07 am

That previous post really set the stage for an exciting, emotional, underdog-makes-good kind of ending, didn’t it? The shrimpy, non-baseball-playing kid scarred from his less-than-enjoyable Little Lea...

In the fairy-tale version of this story, I would have hit an epic home run 18 Jun 2013 | 01:07 am

That previous post really set the stage for an exciting, emotional, underdog-makes-good kind of ending, didn’t it? The shrimpy, non-baseball-playing kid scarred from his less-than-enjoyable Little Lea...

Take Me Out to the Therapist… Take Me Out to the Shrink… 5 Jun 2013 | 07:49 pm

The game of baseball has become a major part of my family’s life … which, based on the following photo, should come as a surprise to no one. I mean, let’s face it: When your background includes playin...

Take Me Out to the Therapist… Take Me Out to the Shrink… 5 Jun 2013 | 07:49 pm

The game of baseball has become a major part of my family’s life … which, based on the following photo, should come as a surprise to no one. I mean, let’s face it: When your background includes playin...

No, I don’t miss this view at all. Why do you ask? *weep* 1 Mar 2013 | 01:11 am

Click the image above to view full-size photo. And as I stood there barefoot with a Corona in one hand and my iPhone in the other (because you can take pictures like this with a phone now; welcome to...

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