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Merkel vs. Urkel 1 Oct 2012 | 11:04 pm
Here’s another clip from my new show, The List. According to Forbes, German Chancellor Angela Merkel is the “Most Powerful Woman in the World.” I want to know if people know more about her than a si...
Untitled 28 Sep 2012 | 01:26 am
I’m standing on the set of a television show, crammed into a burnt orange maternity dress and exposing my cankles in a pair Fit-Flops — the only shoes that still fit — feeling sweat drip down my...
My Fetus Can Predict Your Future 27 Sep 2012 | 09:51 pm
Here’s another clip from my new show, The List. I may have no mojo when it comes to clairvoyance, but my fetus? That’s another story. He KNOWS things.
Strangers at the Mall Help Me Pick a Baby Name 27 Sep 2012 | 09:38 pm
So obviously I have been bad at blogging as of late. Sorry. I’ve been busy being fat and pregnant while also starting up a new hosting gig on The List, a nightly news/entertainment TV magazine. Needle...
I’m Past That Now 17 May 2012 | 06:33 am
There is some unwritten statute of limitations on how long one can whine about a crappy childhood, a negligent parent, a few too many chicken pot pies, summers with the grandparents, days spent on Gre...
Pregnant Again: It’s A Do Over 24 Apr 2012 | 02:00 am
I’d like to go to my senior prom again, but not be blackout drunk with a 26 year-old date. For a brief period during which I hosted a basic cable decorating show, I was kind of famous. I wish I could ...
Insert Freakishly Small Hand Gesture Here 10 Apr 2012 | 03:10 am
It had never come to my attention before a certain freckle-faced, scrawny, corduroy-pants-wearing bully named Robin brought it to my attention: I have freakishly small hands. I have hands like a carni...
I Can’t Be the Badly Dressed Mom at Pick-Up Time 7 Apr 2012 | 09:40 am
Today, I stopped home to change my outfit before picking up my kid from daycare. What, because you never know who might snap a photo as I lure my child into his car seat with the whispered promise of ...
When an Audition Makes you Feel Like Coco From “Fame” 24 Mar 2012 | 02:00 am
Coco is approached in a diner by a filmmaker who tells her he is casting a film he plans to shoot in the south of France. She goes to his apartment for a screen test, but there is no crew. And if yo...
Some Half-Baked Class I Took With My Kid 21 Mar 2012 | 07:41 am
As a mom looking for shit to do with a toddler, I’ve kissed some frogs, and not just the kind at the zoo’s house of amphibians. I try stuff. You never know what your kid might go for. And that’s how I...
