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All my Life 26 Aug 2013 | 09:57 am
All my life I thought air was free…… until I bought a bag of chips.
Keyboard of Life 23 Aug 2013 | 09:52 am
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
Love is like a fart 16 Aug 2013 | 11:47 am
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably a crap.
10 Fun Facts 14 Aug 2013 | 10:09 am
10 FUN FACTS: 1- You can’t wash your eyes with soap. 2- You can’t count your hairs. 3- You can’t breathe through your nose, with your tongue out. 4- You just tried No.3. 6- When you did No.3 you real...
Middle Age 13 Aug 2013 | 09:54 am
By the time we’re ready to admit we’ve reached middle age, we’re beyond it.
Girls want a lot of things 9 Aug 2013 | 09:31 am
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
What I’m thinking 8 Aug 2013 | 10:39 am
Do you know what I’m thinking? No. Neither d I; frightening, isn’t it?
Women’s Brain 7 Aug 2013 | 10:40 am
Strange thing about women’s brain, there’s nothing right in left side, and nothing left on the right side.
Men who don’t understand women 3 Aug 2013 | 10:02 am
Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and husbands.
Two tragadies of life 22 Jul 2013 | 11:10 am
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. Oscar Wilde
