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funny sayings 2013 08 26 26 Aug 2013 | 07:52 am
Tonight as I was washing dishes my children decided they wanted to play the drums..using my huge rear as their instruments. Yay parenting. There are no bad pictures, that's just how your face looks s...
Total BS Breakup Lines 23 Aug 2013 | 06:59 am
The Line => Translation You deserve better. => I deserve better. We're too alike. => You bore me. You just don't get me => I just don't want you. I'm not ready for the real thing. => This isn't th...
funny sayings 2013 08 21 21 Aug 2013 | 07:13 am
You can't ruin a relationship with sex. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. The best part about being over 40 is we did most of our stupid stuff before the internet. Embar...
funny sayings 2013 08 19 19 Aug 2013 | 07:10 am
My friends said to me today, "It says in the bible, 'he who is not your enemy is your friend." I said to him, "Only a Sith Deals in absolutes." If you ever google "Gary Oldman" for god's sake don't f...
funny sayings 2013 08 16 16 Aug 2013 | 07:13 am
They've got this brand new machine at the gym. I only used it for about an hour because I started to feel sick, but it's awesome - it's got Mars bars, KitKat Chunkys, crisps...Everything! Would a LIO...
Top 10 Rules of Boozing 14 Aug 2013 | 07:21 am
1. It's okay to drink alone. 2. Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka. 3. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, but whiskey is the water of life. 4. Drunken words are...
funny sayings 2013 08 12 12 Aug 2013 | 07:23 am
highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological...
funny sayings 2013 08 09 9 Aug 2013 | 06:57 am
A: 'Hello Baby, here you want to play with this?' B:'You can't give paper clips to a baby, he could swallow it.' A:' Oh, it's okay, I've got tons of them.' The history channel: Then) Intelligent, mad...
funny sayings 2013 08 07 7 Aug 2013 | 07:28 am
As a young child my mother told me I can be anyone I want to be, turns out this is called Identity theft. Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a ba...
funny sayings 2013 08 05 5 Aug 2013 | 07:23 am
In the event of an emergency water landing, your seat cushion doubles as a flotation device to keep you above water until you freeze and die. If you are reading this, you have survived your entire li...
