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Beetle Juice, Skype Chat, and Great Status Updates 27 Aug 2013 | 12:04 pm

Step your status game up, share these… Great Facebook Status Updates: Miley can’t stop, won’t stop, but needs to stop. Justin Timberlake should’ve won an award for the only person to make it out of...

SpongeBob, KittEh Wink, and Monday Statuses 26 Aug 2013 | 12:02 pm

Score easy likes, share these… Status Updates for Monday: Life is short. Play with your dog. My favorite thing to do is nothing. I’m amazing at winning fake arguments in my head. Evidently the pu...

Fashionable Pup, Mimic Howling, and Status Updates for the Weekend 23 Aug 2013 | 12:03 pm

Extend your weekend, share these… Facebook Status Updates for the Weekend: Ben Affleck to play Batman in the new movie. Which can only mean one thing… Matt Damon as Robin. Great Achievements Involv...

Lizard Belly Rub, Sleeping Shoebox, and Best Status Updates 22 Aug 2013 | 12:03 pm

Take your pick, and score more likes… The Weeks Best Facebook Status Updates: Sleep feels the way Pizza tastes. If all grownups had to take naps, the world would be a much nicer place. Sorry, I ca...

Dog Bath Trick, Largest Liger, & Status Laughs 21 Aug 2013 | 12:02 pm

Score more likes, share these… Laughable Facebook Status Updates: That awkward moment when you’re checking yourself out in the window of a car and then realize there’s someone inside. I have an inf...

Funny Noise Cat, That Moment When, and Top 20 Facebook Statuses 20 Aug 2013 | 12:07 pm

This week on FB… Top 20 Facebook Status Updates: Respect is like a paycheck, if you don’t earn it, you don’t deserve it. Thank you for informing me you have a stick figure family of 6… Your minivan...

Spinning Dogs, Baby Sloth, anddd Creative Status Posts 19 Aug 2013 | 12:03 pm

Easy likes, share these… Creative Facebook Status Posts: Do you have those friends where you can’t even remember how you became friends you were just suddenly friends? This is how my week goes: Moo...

Overly Excited Bird, Crazy Baby Face, and Weekend Statuses 16 Aug 2013 | 12:06 pm

Make your weekend last longer, share these… Status Updates to Post on the Weekend: An awkward morning beats a boring night. I need a sleep button on my body, so I can sleep whenever I want to. My ...

Super Fun 5K, Dog Walking Dog, and Status Updates about Life 15 Aug 2013 | 12:05 pm

Step your status game up, share these… Status Updates about Life: If it can’t be fixed with duct tape…then you aren’t using enough duct tape. Don’t trust people who avoid the sun. They’re shady. P...

Apprehensive Kitty, Robot Backflip, and EPIC Status Posts! 14 Aug 2013 | 12:04 pm

Score easy likes, share these… Epic Status Posts: Things that make me happy: - You. - Lazy weekends. - Certain People. - Food. - Music. - Cute texts. - Concert tickets. - Summer. - You. St...

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