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Hyperbole Man 29 Jun 2012 | 09:41 pm

Yesterday, I witnessed a lot of emotions in the wake of the Supreme Court upholding the Affordable Care Act. (For you Canadian and European readers, I know you think we’re all a bunch of fucking lunat...

Worship of Job Creators 27 Jun 2012 | 11:35 pm

There’s been plenty of press lately about “job creators,” which, if you haven’t figured it out yet, is a made-up media code phrase for “rich white guys who don’t want to pay taxes so let’s keep loweri...

Facebook Groups 25 Jun 2012 | 11:07 pm

There are many mysteries in the universe, like where did we come from, why are we here, what do women really want, and why do the Cialis commercials put people in separate bath tubs and equate that wi...

“I had the weirdest dream last night…” 22 Jun 2012 | 09:00 pm

You’re at your aunt’s house, except she doesn’t really look like your aunt; she looks like your seventh-grade math teacher. She’s tying to tell you something really important but her words come out al...

Foul Abusers of the Drive Through 20 Jun 2012 | 09:38 pm

Many of us don’t agree on a lot of things. Some of us are dog people; others are cat people. Many of us are night people; the rest are certifiably insane. About half of us will vote for Romney; the ot...

Why is it sooooo hot? 18 Jun 2012 | 09:57 pm

One of the more interesting phenomena I’ve witnessed over the past 2 decades or so has been the reaction of otherwise smart people (I’m talking about people who have MBAs, for crying out loud, who hav...

I will pray for you 16 Jun 2012 | 06:23 am

To all of you people who consider yourselves “decent Christians/Muslims/Jehovah’s Witnesses/Fill-in-the-Blank”, of all the demented things you can say in any social situation, “I will pray for you” is...

Anyone who makes user interface changes. 24 Apr 2012 | 10:55 am

Hey! You! Yeah, you, company that does [whatever webpage/tool/thing]! Look, I realize you’ve got a bad case of keeping up with the joneses over there, but seriously, stop. Just stop. If facebook make...

Susan G. Komen 4 Feb 2012 | 07:14 am

Two years ago, I started my breast cancer journey when I was diagnosed with stage 2B cancer. It wasn’t metastatic or anything but 12 surgeries, chemo and losing my hair and strength later, I can hones...

Susan G Komen pulling Planned Parenthood funding 3 Feb 2012 | 12:54 pm

Now, I’m a guy, and I certainly haven’t had any experience with breast cancer anywhere in my family, so this isn’t immediately related to me, but it doesn’t mean this type of shit doesn’t annoy me. I...

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