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The Man Of The House Joke 23 Aug 2013 | 08:09 am

A man was married to a woman whose commands to her husband were as sharp as the bite of a barracuda. It wasn’t so much that he was a coward, or too timid to talk back, but you know how it is…let’s ke...

Last Wishes Joke 16 Aug 2013 | 08:41 am

Old Max had started out as a diamond cutter, and through hard work and good judgement he finally became the owner of a National chain of jewelry stores. He was wealthy indeed. But now, he lay dying, ...

Master Of The House Joke 12 Aug 2013 | 06:37 pm

A solicitor for the Red Cross called upon a well-to-do young couple for a donation. Hearing a commotion inside he knocked extra-loudly on the door. A somewhat disheveled man admitted him in. “What ca...

Drunkard Joke 26 Jul 2013 | 12:50 am

The poor man was such a habitual drinker that even he was finally convinced that he was an alcoholic . At his family’s urging he went to see a psychiatrist. After a lengthy consultation, the doctor st...

Working Joke 23 Jul 2013 | 09:44 am

“Frank Smith,” announced the judge, “for breaking into a house in the middle of the night, I sentence you to two year in prison.” “But your honor,” pleaded Smith, “last time I was in court you senten...

Aren’t Women Funny Joke 12 Jul 2013 | 08:54 am

Bertha and her husband were watching a very sad play – an old-fashioned melodrama about unrequited love in which one of the sweethearts commits suicide and the other is beset with tragedy after bitter...

Diet Joke 30 Jun 2013 | 09:11 am

A group of prosperous businessmen were dining at the Sam’s Hotel in Las Vegas. “Seems to me you are getting a little slimmer,” remarked one. “I should be!” replied the other. “I went on one of those...

Burglar Joke 23 Jun 2013 | 08:17 am

Max was caught red handed by a police officer in the very act of burglarizing a store. He was quickly brought to trial. “How do you plead? asked the judge. “Your honor,” answered Max, “before I plea...

Beautiful Stone Joke 14 Jun 2013 | 07:59 am

A presser in a tailor shop arrived one morning wearing a good sized diamond ring. One of the tailors noticed the sparkler and asked about it. “My mother-in-law gave me a thousand dollars before she p...

Money Problems Joke 7 Jun 2013 | 07:56 am

When the lodge meeting broke up, John confided to a friend. “Mike, I’m in a terrible pickle! I’m strapped for cash and I haven’t the slightest idea where I’m going to get it from!” “I’m glad to hear t...

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