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My Wife just Texted… #123 27 Aug 2013 | 03:30 pm

Sometimes my wife makes me feel like the prettiest lil’ husband. I outta put something special on for her tonight. Gender roles can be as fun as panties can be comfy. – Previous “My Wife Just Said…”...

Sometimes Pooh Happens! 26 Aug 2013 | 04:01 pm

Tomorrow, we’re celebrating Winnie the Pooh and his adventures. We got to meet the bloke at Disney World this year, so Finn and I are kind of obsessed with him. Winnie is the Pooh, man. We are teamin...

I Met a Father Named Kanye West 23 Aug 2013 | 06:10 pm

Let me be honest at the beginning here and disclose two important things before you read on. Besides the fact that I am morphing into Andy Herald… First, I have been working for 20th Television (Fox)...

Embrace Up 22 Aug 2013 | 03:43 pm

I debated with myself about sharing this since its been around for so long and been seen by so many people. The fact that it’s sooooooo brilliant and that I lose my sh*t every time I see it changed my...

My Kid Just Said… #28 22 Aug 2013 | 03:30 pm

“My bwood is still awake.” -Lucas (4 years old) Uhhhhhhh… Your what? Your BLOOD? It’s still awake? Oh… … … good?* * I can’t bring myself to tell him the it’s bedtime for his blood. Way too creepy...

Parenterms: “Douchebaguette” 21 Aug 2013 | 03:30 pm

They exist. Douchebaguettes. The B word is rough, though. And the C word is just wall-to-wall taboo unless you’re Irish and referring to another man, in which case it can count as breathing with sound...

Cooties Epidemic Breaking News 20 Aug 2013 | 03:30 pm

Daybreak, the world sits on the edge of its seat, anxiously chewing its collective hand-sanitized fingernails for news of some breakthrough, some hope, as outbreaks of the cooties virus continue to sw...

My Wife Just Said… #122 19 Aug 2013 | 03:58 pm

“Did I really just spend the last five minutes negotiating how many stars Finn gets for each piece of apples he eats? Toddlers are a little crazy, right?” -Avara The answer is yes, honey. Crazy li...

#FatBellyFriday – 22 Weeks 17 Aug 2013 | 02:30 am

Okay, fine. We missed last week. But that means you get an extra helping of belly blooming and we’re telling you the gender of our baby. Deal? This week really popped. Our doctor visit showed everyth...

Anatomy of a Sonogram 16 Aug 2013 | 02:44 pm

When we found out my wife was pregnant the first time we were just so excited that the idea of gender didn’t immediately come to mind. Several weeks in, for some reason, we thought we were having a gi...

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