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Flat-lined Computer 8 Jul 2012 | 11:26 pm

I work in a busy office, and when a computer goes down it causes quite an inconvenience. Recently one of our computers not only crashed, it made a noise that sounded like a heart monitor. "This compu...

Little Secret for Building Arm and Shoulder Muscles 7 Jul 2012 | 05:24 pm

If you have a job sitting in front of a computer all day, you may not be getting enough exercise. If you don't want to spend the money for those fancy exercise machines, here is a little secret for bu...

Stay Late Because Computer in Office was Down 7 Jul 2012 | 05:24 pm

The new office computer system was down as much as it was working. Cathy decided to stay late one evening to catch up on the work that had accumulated. On her way home, a police officer stopped her fo...

How to Make More Money on Repairs 7 Jul 2012 | 05:24 pm

When a customer's printer pages began to grow faint he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably just needed new toner. Because the store charged to insta...

The Laws of Computing 7 Jul 2012 | 05:24 pm

When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. The first place to look for in...

Guess Who With Air Traffic Controller 27 May 2012 | 02:41 pm

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a runway at night... Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Gu...

Scared Taxi Driver 27 May 2012 | 01:32 pm

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop w...

Local Printer Repair Shop 27 May 2012 | 12:07 pm

When the expensive printer/photocopier in an office began print black lines on every page, the office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the unit probably needed...

Starring in The Ice Capades 27 May 2012 | 10:46 am

A mother's four-year-old daughter was attending her first performance of the Ice Capades. She was so mesmerized that she wouldn't budge from her seat even during intermission, watching the activity wh...

Have Street Name 27 May 2012 | 08:33 am

"I'd like the number for Jennifer Smith in Richmond, Virginia," the young man said to the 411 operator. "There are multiple listings for Jennifer Smith in Richmond, Virginia," the operator said. "Do ...

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