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Old Pussy One Liner 21 May 2013 | 09:56 pm
Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like? A. Depends!
Man From Gosham Limerick 19 May 2013 | 02:01 pm
There was an old man from Gosham, who took out his balls to wash ’em, his wife said “Jack!, if you don’t put ‘em back, I’ll stand on the fuckers and squash ’em!”
Hospital Call Joke 17 May 2013 | 06:28 pm
A guy calls the hospital and says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s going into labor!” The nurse says, “Calm down. Is this her first child?” To which he replies, “No! This is her fucking husband!”
She Won’t Put Out and I’m Getting Bored 13 Feb 2013 | 04:30 pm
Melvin, 25 from Louisiana writes… My girl won’t put out, I know she’s younger by about 6 years but she’s just frigid. It’s not much fun doing same thing each time we in the sack. I be on top every ti...
Screwed Wife Joke 17 Jan 2013 | 03:54 am
A man walks into a crowded local bar brandishing a revolver yelling “Who’s been screwing my wife?” A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, “You don’t have enough ammo, mate!”
The Reasons Facebook Sucks 25 Nov 2012 | 02:41 am
All Facebook posts can essentially be slotted into one of the following uninspiring and unfortunate categories… I Have Offspring Posts Congratulations, you’re the parent of the 7 billionth person on t...
Ashamed of Wife Joke 24 Oct 2012 | 07:23 pm
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. “That’s total bollocks” I replied, by text, from across the road.
Gynecologist Scare Joke 22 Oct 2012 | 01:50 pm
Q. How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A. By becoming a ventriloquist!
Track Team Steroids Joke 7 Oct 2012 | 01:00 pm
The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team’s performance soars. They win the county, state and eventually national championship. A few days before the international g...
Champion Car Performance Enhancements 5 Oct 2012 | 03:41 pm
Want to be the undisputed performance king of the road? These car enhancements will take that tired early 2000’s Dodge Neon or similar car and transform it into that unrelenting beast others will envy...
