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Effective Car Alarms 20 Sep 2012 | 01:05 pm

I was with a friend in a cafe when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. ...

Fifty Years Of Bliss 19 Sep 2012 | 01:05 pm

On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy marriage. ...

Turning Left 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

A teenaged girl was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving lesson. As she was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor said, "Turn left here, and don't forget to let the people behi...

Birthday Greetings 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang "Happy Birthday" to him. But when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dia...

One Bad Essay 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

Jimmy's English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils. So it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Jimmy handed in a poor paper. ...

Pull Out The Tongue 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. ...

Of Pigs And Sheep 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes? ...

First Drinks 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

Having moved into his first apartment, a young man invited his Mother and Father for a visit. ...

Polite Shots 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

While a woman was working as a pediatric nurse, she had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day she entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot....

Girl Of His Dreams 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am

A young man in college called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the girl of his dreams. Now what should he do? ...

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