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We’re (almost) homeowners! 4 Aug 2013 | 06:00 pm

I’m up early for a Sunday. Braddy, my orange fuzzy cat who bears a striking resemblance to Star Fox, was being a little asshole because he wanted to eat breakfast. So here I am, awake, sipping coffee ...

I’m fine without you. 3 Jul 2013 | 07:41 am

I keep finding myself tacking the word “brother” onto the end of my sentences, like: “You can get two roasted chickens at Giant Eagle for $6.99, brother.” And even when I catch myself before actuall...

Are you an adult? Take this quiz & find out! 21 Jun 2013 | 07:31 pm

This is one of those good ol’ Cosmo-style quizzes. Answer the questions, add up your points and find out, once and for all, if you’re really an adult or just pretending. Ready? GO!   1. Are you over t...

One time, I almost died again. 23 May 2013 | 02:21 am

Sometime last week or whenever (I don’t know), I told you about that time I almost got eaten by a fuzzy black beast while driving on the highway. It was terrifying. I’m sure as you read it, my eloquen...

One time, I almost died again. 23 May 2013 | 02:21 am

Sometime last week or whenever (I don’t know), I told you about that time I almost got eaten by a fuzzy black beast while driving on the highway. It was terrifying. I’m sure as you read it, my eloquen...

One time, I almost died. 10 May 2013 | 06:31 pm

About two weeks ago, I was heading home from work on the highway during rush hour. I was just south of the Central Interchange, known locally (or just by me, maybe) as the human race’s worst engineeri...

One time, I almost died. 10 May 2013 | 06:31 pm

About two weeks ago, I was heading home from work on the highway during rush hour. I was just south of the Central Interchange, known locally (or just by me, maybe) as the human race’s worst engineeri...

Quitter. 11 Apr 2013 | 01:09 am

One of my coworkers keeps calling me a quitter. I pass by him in our little cube farm and he says, “Oh hey, quitter.” And then he laughs. And I laugh too, because guess what? He’s right! I am a mother...

Quitter. 11 Apr 2013 | 01:09 am

One of my coworkers keeps calling me a quitter. I pass by him in our little cube farm and he says, “Oh hey, quitter.” And then he laughs. And I laugh too, because guess what? He’s right! I am a mother...

A gender-confused child. 3 Apr 2013 | 08:17 pm

Today’s prompt: Do you resemble anybody in your family of origin? How do you feel about that? This will shock nobody, but I was a serious tomboy growing up. I lived in over-sized t-shirts, knee-length...

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