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Sleep time 14 Oct 2012 | 01:50 pm

Just like the two hedgehogs below, MMP is currently in hibernation. We are not sure when we will return to action so in the meantime we hope you can have a trawl through the thousands of articles on h...

The super athletes of the Paralympics 8 Sep 2012 | 02:27 am

Paralympics my foot. These are the Megalympics. This is better than sport.  It’s no-holds barred robot wars.  A succession of athletes not just honed to the limits of human endeavour – but well beyond...

We might start sharing articles again… Maybe. 22 Aug 2012 | 03:06 pm

If you wanna contribute some of your own bullshit to our site please email feedback@mastermousepatrol.com. We just might start sharing articles again… Probably not, but maybe. If we do, Fame and Fortu...

Lock, Stock, the Fucking Lot 26 Jul 2012 | 05:12 am

It is often said that among polite company one is wise to avoid two topics of conversation: Politics and Religion. Vying for third place on this list is one which, like numbers one and two, incorporat...

Hunk of the Year 2012 – Nominee #5 – Johnny Raquepo 31 May 2012 | 05:44 am

Does this picture even need to be captioned? Isn’t he instantly Hunk of the Year, competition closed, until next year etc etc? I think so. Submitted by: Cannelloni If you think Johnny should be MMP’s ...

Hunk of the Year 2012 – Nominee #5 – Johnny Raquepo 31 May 2012 | 05:44 am

Does this picture even need to be captioned? Isn’t he instantly Hunk of the Year, competition closed, until next year etc etc? I think so. Submitted by: Cannelloni If you think Johnny should be MMP’...

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