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Kitna Pyar Karte Hai Log Iski Maa Ko 27 Aug 2013 | 09:15 am
Chief Minister Ne Ek Din Pareshani Ki Halat Mein Apne Secretary Se Puchha. Chief Minister: “Yaar Jab Se CM Bana Hoon, Meri Maan Ko Hichkiya Bahut Aati Hain” Secretary: “Ji Sir, State Mein Bijli Jaat...
Height Of Facebook Addiction 26 Aug 2013 | 09:15 am
Height Of Facebook Addiction: A Boy’s Status: “I’m Online On Facebook During Lecture Hahaha :)” Comment From His Professor: “Get Out Of The Class Now :p” Dean Liked Comment! ;) Friend Commented: “...
Agar Aisa Hota To Khabrein Masaledar Hoti 25 Aug 2013 | 09:15 am
Agar Trains Ke Naam Indian Actress Ke Naam Pe Hote To Khabrein Aisi Hoti: Aaj Bipasha Overload Ho Kar Gayi Hai. Deepika Ke Neeche Aake Ek Aadmi Mar Gaya. Accident Mein Mallika Ki Pichli Bogey Tabaa...
Funny Definitions 24 Aug 2013 | 09:15 am
Funny Definitions: Laziness? – Asking Lift For Morning Walk. Craziness? – Get Blank Paper Xerox. Honesty? – Pregnant Women Taking 2 Tickets. Dehydration? – Cow Giving Milk Powder. Fashion? – Lung...
Choti Si Baat Ke Liye Qurbai Kyu Du 23 Aug 2013 | 09:15 am
Ek Ladki Road Pe Sharab Pee Rahi Thi, Use Dekh Ek Ladka Bola. Ladka: “Tum Ladki Hoke Daaru Piti Ho?” Ladki: “To Kya 2-4 Peg Ke Liye Gender Change Karwa Lu?“
Railway Interviewer And Santa 22 Aug 2013 | 09:15 am
Railway Interviewer To Santa. Interviewer: “Agar Do Gaadiyaan Ek Line Pe Aa Gayi To Kya Karoge?” Santa: “Jee, Red Light Dikhaunga” Interviewer: “Red Light Na Ho To?” Santa: “Torch Dikhaunga” Inte...
Letter To Lovely Dad 21 Aug 2013 | 09:15 am
A Father Passing By His Teenage Daughter’s Bedroom Was Astonished To See The Bed Was Nicely Made And Everything Was Neat And Tidy. Then He Saw An Envelope Propped Up Prominently On The Center Of The ...
Bijli Walo Pe Testing To Galat Baat Hai 20 Aug 2013 | 09:15 am
Santa Ne Bijli Office Phone Kara Aur Jaldi Se Bola. “Jaldi Se Model Town Ki Light Kaat Do” Bijli Wala Hairani Se: “Kyu Sir?” Santa: “Wo Yaar Mere Dimag Mein Ek Nayi Mast Wali Gaali Aayi Hai, Wo Tum...
The Guy She Loves The Most 19 Aug 2013 | 09:15 am
One Day A Man Came Back Early From His Office. He Was Shocked To See His Wife With Another Guy. He Told His Wife To Go Out Of The Room. Then He Said To The Guy: “What Are You Doing Here?” The Guy ...
Safar Lamba Tha, Thakan To Honi Hi Thi 18 Aug 2013 | 09:15 am
Santa Delhi Se Mumbai Apne Ek Dost Ke Paas Gaya To Dost Ne Haal Chaal Puchha. Santa Dukhi Hote Hue Bola: “Kya Batau Yaar, Raat Bhar Train Mein Neend Hi Nahin Aayee, Upar Ki Seat Mili Thi” Dost: “To....
