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Miscellaneous 28 Dec 2012 | 01:03 am

Greetings, friends. Just wanted to drop a little goodness your way that sadly has little to do with The Simpsons (excepting the fact that pretty much every joke I’ve ever made is based on some aspect ...

Paul Lynde 5 Dec 2012 | 08:07 pm

Hurry, Charley! There is not much time. — Rainier Wolfcastle I ain’t goin’ nowhere. I been in this square for near thirty seasons, and I ain’t a’leavin’ now! — Charley Weaver, “Krusty Gets Kancelled” ...

It’s A Good Life 24 Oct 2012 | 12:20 pm

It’s good that Bart did that. It’s very good. — Football announcer guy, “Treehouse Of Horror II” Happy Halloween-ish! It’s been five spooky weeks since I’ve posted an update! Oooo-oooo! Bart’s “Treeho...

Where’s The Beef? 22 Sep 2012 | 02:42 am

No wonder he won Minnesota. — Homer, “Lisa’s First Word” With the presidential debates lurking around the corner like some drug-addled maniac, why not take a trip back in time to the whirlwind that wa...

Miscellaneous 19 Sep 2012 | 10:56 pm

Greetings, friends. No, this isn’t new SHS content, but I appreciate the offer. No, today I’m here to direct you all to something else I’ve cooked up in my free time: a short comedy video that I’m con...

Mapplethorpe 12 Sep 2012 | 06:53 pm

It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography. — Homer, “Mr. Plow” Greetings, friends. How I have missed you. In compensation for my prolonged absence, today’s post will be virtually devoid of ed...

The Camel T-Zone 24 Aug 2012 | 06:27 pm

Only Duff fills your Q-zone with pure beer goodness. — Doctor guy, “Duffless” Ignoring what “Q” would stand for in the above advert, let us turn instead to the stimulating vapors given off by a cool C...

The Bread Roll Ballet 10 Aug 2012 | 11:18 pm

Sir, I represent the estate of Charles Chaplin. I have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this unauthorized imitation. Boys? — Blue-Haired Lawyer, “Lady Bouvier’s Lover” Yes, any Simpsons fa...

Crystal Pepsi 27 Jul 2012 | 10:01 pm

Listen carefully, and my words will shape images as clear as any TV show. It was a tumultuous time for our nation: the clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live; the information superhighway s...

The Barbie Liberation Organization 20 Jul 2012 | 10:09 pm

Oh, there’s something wrong with what my Stacy says. — Celeste My Spidey Sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web slinger? — Malibu Stacy, “Lisa v. Malibu Stacy” Thanks to Katie, who tipped us off ...

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