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Shirley Phelps-Roper vs. Jane Svoboda. Battle for Homophobic Champion of the World 17 May 2012 | 03:39 am

I can’t afford the talents of Michael Buffer so I’ll do it myself. Ladies aaaaaaand Gentlemen, from the USA Balls-kick Hotel & Casino, the main event!  This bout is scheduled for twelve rounds and wi...

Tales of Great Interns! 16 May 2012 | 06:43 am

Everybody who’s anybody will tell you that the best way to enter your field of interest is to start at the bottom of the totem pole. In fact, some of the greatest people of all time started off as int...

Your "Job Creators" Are Hard At Work Losing Money and Lying 16 May 2012 | 03:21 am

Scott Thompson, the newly appointed Yahoo CEO lied on his resume, then of course JPMorgan Chase’s entire top echelon in controversy over a $2.3 billion snake-eyes craps throw. JPMorgan’s CEO even stat...

The "Can You Get a Job?" Flowchart 12 May 2012 | 09:04 am

Can you get a job?  Here's an incomprehensible flowchart! Let us know if you need a high res version of this. Leave a comment.

"Caucasian Sensation": Anti Gay Marriage Bills Are For Protecting Caucasians 5 May 2012 | 03:26 am

As a firm believer of giving credit when credit is due, and it’s sure nice to see people get it right, a tip of the hat can go to my home of New York State.  Here’s to hoping that others follow the ex...

Cave Art, Wow! 4 May 2012 | 04:40 am

Newly discovered African cave drawings are baffling the scientific, artistic, and pessimistic communities of the world. Some are even saying that these may be precursors to New Yorker cartoons. Profe...

How To Write Your Way Out of a Paper Bag 4 May 2012 | 01:35 am

If you ever read things on the internet, you have probably heard of a new show called Girls that’s currently drumming up controversy and/or interest.  (It’s on HBO at some point after Game of Thrones,...

The World According To A Five Year Old 3 May 2012 | 04:35 am

My oldest son recently turned five and, considering his age, is pretty smart. I might be a bit biased though, but nevermind that. We recently watched the news together and he was peppering me with qu...

Confederacy of Pinsters 2 May 2012 | 02:26 am

Pinterest.com is the new trendy site. I first noticed it when notifications of people’s “pintrests” started popping up all over the internet. After Facebook’s recent purchase of Instagram, I’m willin...

America’s Bad Taste: Garbage in, Garbage out. 1 May 2012 | 04:00 am

Yet again with a certain punctuality, the rainbands of another presidential election loom on the horizon. While some that follow politics actually look forward to deceitful, manipulative ads which are...

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