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Seriously? 20 Jul 2013 | 11:09 pm
Dear Kids that I left alone: One of you is grown and the other 15. I left you a clean house. Why did I come home to such a mess? Did you think you had been suddenly transported to one of those five s...
Quit it! 27 Jun 2013 | 07:38 pm
Dear Children, why must you laugh and giggle while averting your eyes when you see me working out? I know this was strange and unusual on days 1-5, but I’ve been at it for 30 days, today, and yet you...
Summer 25 Jun 2013 | 08:41 pm
Dear Kids, I know it’s summer and you are off school and you think you have no responsibilities until August. But this post is to announce that unless you want to start looking for houses for sale ja...
Your Bathroom 20 May 2013 | 04:26 pm
Dear boys, Please for the love of the rest of the family, clean your bathroom. It truly is a beautiful room. You have neutral ceramic tile in there, the nicest of 36″ bathroom vanities, and large toot...
Turn it down 18 May 2013 | 07:31 pm
Dear Son, Turn your music down. I have given you the scientific facts regarding how hearing loss happens. I have told you that you would remember that conversation when you could not hear the laughter...
Tool Retrieval 17 May 2013 | 07:02 pm
Dear Kids, I know you like my toolbox. It’s a handy repository for all the stuff you need to fix your bikes, hang a picture, tighten this, loosen that. Yeah, it’s wonderful. But here’s the thing. It u...
Shop around 17 May 2013 | 01:26 am
Dear kids, Please be wise with your money. There are ways to save on almost everything. And I do mean almost everything. Look: discount cigars. See? And while we are discussing being financially astut...
How to Sit 8 Jan 2013 | 01:36 am
Dear children, I thought you would know this by now, but clearly you do not. When attempting to rest your derriere upon the furniture, one does not need to attack it. The proper method is to walk up t...
The noise 15 Dec 2012 | 08:34 pm
Dear kids, Please quit fighting, bickering, smacking and otherwise harassing one another. I’m tired of the sounds of fighting. Please, consider alternatives. You could shop dean markley together and f...
Dear Children 15 Dec 2012 | 02:44 am
No, I don’t know where the bike pump is. But I do want to take a moment to thank you for helping yourself to my stuff, and then misplacing it or destroying it. Yes, including the three air pumps I hav...
