Be Kind Rewind…Or Else 4 May 2013 | 12:15 am

I guess the phrase “Be Kind Rewind” doesn’t really apply anymore. Nowadays it’s “Be Kind Return Your DVDs In The Right Case.” I can’t tell you how many times customers would return 4 or 5 DVDs and the...

My Porno Life: “Forgive and Forget” 8 Feb 2013 | 02:47 pm

Yes, Scott and I were having a hard time introducing Alex in such a way that would make the story interesting. The truth is I met Alex in a film class in college. We bonded over cartoons, video games,...

Merry Christmas From The MPL Family (And Holy Diver’s Butt)! 25 Dec 2012 | 10:00 am

My Porno Life: “Holy Diver’s Christmas Butt Part 2” 19 Dec 2012 | 11:36 am

And so ends the tale of how The Ruiner of all things good and pure came to be… and its name is Holy Diver. Truly a twisted Christmas story for the ages. A cautionary tale if you will, not unlike the o...

My Porno Life: “Holy Diver’s Christmas Butt part 1” 10 Dec 2012 | 08:00 pm

Part 2 coming soon! - Corey

My Porno Life: “The Pants Dropper” 6 Nov 2012 | 01:44 pm

It’s true, sometimes the best-job-on-earth has its drawbacks. As anyone who’s ever worked in an adult video store will tell you, there are dangers. I mean, it’s not like we are police officers or fire...

My Porno Life: “Role Reversal” 24 Sep 2012 | 08:00 pm

My name is Scott… and I married a gamer girl. Let me fill you in a bit on the beginning… When I first met Danielle, she was the new girl at work (where Corey ALSO worked) and I thought she was a bitch...

My Porno Life: “The Incident” 5 Sep 2012 | 08:00 pm

The horrible truth here is that this is a real story. I did in fact subject a perfectly good desert cake to my perverted whims. Poor poor desert cake. Actually what’s sadder is the fact that this took...

My Porno Life: “Hard To Get” 9 Aug 2012 | 01:00 am

Ahhhhh the dangers of working at a video store, especially one that rents adult videos. Oddly enough this didn’t happen as much as you would think…but once is certainly more than enough. Unfortunately...

My Porno Life: “POV Porn” 27 Jul 2012 | 02:32 am

Here we see Scott (the strip’s artist and my character’s partner-in-crime) make his My Porno Life debut. Clearly he loves to smoke cigarettes, even inside. What a fucking degenerate! Love him or hate ...