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Baklava 26 Aug 2013 | 07:32 pm
I touched down in the oppressive humidity of Hong Kong after a journey fraught with late flights, sprints through airports, and lost suitcases. It was a Saturday and I had a day and a half off before ...
Getting friendly 28 Jun 2013 | 06:32 pm
“Look at this!” he said, handing me his phone, “Look at what she just sent me.” Looking down I see a text message so long I have to scroll twice. I skim read. Blurb about his legs intertwined with he...
I’m in love 22 May 2013 | 08:28 pm
My new love treats me a little rough, but I quite like it. After a session, I’m gasping for breath and a little sweaty. The next day I can barely walk. Sure, I’m not very good yet, but that’s why I pr...
That’s not my name… is it? 17 May 2013 | 01:21 pm
The other week I wrote about the life of an expat and my tips on how to make things a little easier on yourself. The post stemmed from an article which, in summary, said that one of the problems with ...
Admitting defeat 13 May 2013 | 05:48 pm
That’s it. I give up. I will never understand men. Ever. Monopoly is back together with his ex girlfriend. Yes, the mental doorbell pressing, incessant calling one. I just… I don’t… *sigh* whatever.
Making the move: tips for expats 7 May 2013 | 05:27 pm
Good ol’ Samuel Langhorne Clemens, not only did he have a cracking name but he had a bit of a way with words, didn’t he? Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do...
Yeah yeah 27 Mar 2013 | 07:07 pm
Look, sometimes I have to test things out. That means writing dummy posts. Like this one. Sorry. Have a picture of a cat.
John’s Club 27 Mar 2013 | 04:34 pm
We’re coming up the first anniversary of the inaugural meeting of John’s Club. The premise of John’s Club is simple: Member of John’s Club, shall, once a year, meet, drink, dance, eat, laugh, and make...
The Scientist 25 Mar 2013 | 03:30 pm
The first meeting: I meet the Scientist at the local rugby pub. He is standing with a casual acquaintance (part of the Irish Mafia that always seems to be propping up the bar). A quick glance at the S...
Writing in circles 20 Mar 2013 | 07:14 pm
I was recently accused of neglecting my writing because, and I quote, I’ve “started writing in circles”. Looking back over the last couple of posts, it seems that my critic has a point. All I seem to ...
