Funny sms - Tower & Mountain 21 Jun 2009 4:03 PM (16 years ago)
#1.
Girl's doesn't keep mobile in book pocket bcoz
network is not available in mountains &
boys keep mobile in side pocket bcoz
network is available beside a tower
#2.
Network niye Raja-Rani boroi paresan,
"Paira" diye korlo suro chithi adan-prodan.
Akdin chithi charai paira chole galo,
aina dekhe Raja saheb boroi khepe galo.
Bari fire Raja bolen "ata holo ki"
Rani bolen "ata chilo miscall" tao bojhoni.
Funny sms: A child never saw his hips 21 Jun 2009 3:57 PM (16 years ago)
#1.
A child never saw his hips.
One day his teacher beat him on hisbums.
He came back home & saw his hips in the mirror.
Then said : "HARAMZADA 2 TUKRA KOIRA DISE"
#2.
When the sky become dark, I remember u!
When then rain starts i remember u!
When i get wet i remember u.
Do u can tell me where's my umbrella.
Sometimes my mind ask why i miss u? 21 Jun 2009 9:14 AM (16 years ago)
#1.
Sometimes my mind ask why i miss u?
Why i kr 2 u? why i love u?
why i remember u? Then my heart ans,
its simple bcoz mental patient need more kr...
#2.
Some people have nice eyes,
some have a nice smile, &
some of them have a nice face
But you have all of them including a nice heart.
tumi amar abege mise acho... 21 Jun 2009 9:10 AM (16 years ago)
#1.
tumi amar abege mise acho,
ai montai tumi jure acho,
tumi sob kichu niye gecho, kokhon thik jani na,
isse kore khub jore boli nil akash r khola mathe.
#2.
Love is an energy, It can neither be created nor destroyed,
It just is & always will be,
Giving meaning to life & direction to goodness.
Sukher poros dia vabi tomay... 21 Jun 2009 9:04 AM (16 years ago)
#1.
Sukher poros dia vabi tomay, elomelo mone kotha bole jai,
ridoyer ek konay sobi ake jai.
R vabi... "KEMON ACHO TUMI"
#2.
Is a nice feeling, when u knows some 1 loves u today,
tomorrow & forever.
Some 1 miss u everyday, every time & every moments, that's me.
Fish said to water..... That's friendship! 21 Jun 2009 8:58 AM (16 years ago)
#1.
Fish said to water: u won't c my tears,
bcoz im in the water.
Water replied: But I can feel ur tears
bcoz u r in my heart. That's friendship.
#2.
Megher kache pabe jol,
Gacher kache pabe fol,
Pakhir kache pabe gan,
Batasher kache pabe misty ghran,
R amar kache pabe bondhutter valobasar rongin bagan.
Wife and Husband want to die ...... Funny Sms 29 May 2009 8:26 AM (16 years ago)
Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
Source: Collect.
1 girl waiting in bus stand, Tarzan 2 d jungle !!! 2 May 2009 10:11 AM (16 years ago)
#1.
1 girl waiting in bus stand holding a packet of SENORA.
A begger say Apa khida lagche paorutir packet ta diben?
Girl: "Kal k aisha nia jeo JELLY misie dibo"
#2.
Tarzan go 2 d jungle being naked.
all d animal laughed 2 c him. Tarzan ask
"why u r laughing at me?" Animals replied
"u r d only 1 who have a tail infront..!!"
When cloud breaks, Rain fall; Love is dhoka... 2 May 2009 9:18 AM (16 years ago)
#1.
When cloud brks, rain fall;
when concort brks, water fall;
when love brks, tear fall;
when mountain brks, lava fall;
when ur head brks...?
Hay allah!! Gobor fall!!!
#2.
Love is dhoka, it makes u boka;
Without ur money, ur love is funny.
Lover says without ur taka,
my love 4u is fully faka;
So without love a thako jhaka naka.
Funny SMS || Fun SMS || Laughter SMS 26 Mar 2009 6:09 AM (16 years ago)
#1.
Today I have seen u in my TV!
U don't believe that u were looking so smart.
Oh! I'll never forgot that!
But I wonder how did u come in the "National Geographic" channel...
How did u come?
#2.
A man on his wife birthday had no money,
So he sent a check written, 100 kisses.
When he return home, wife said, Thanks 4 check;
I got it & cashed by bank manager
Friendship SMS || Bondhu SMS || Dosti SMS 24 Mar 2009 9:32 AM (16 years ago)
#1.
Help ever, Hurt never;
Love ever, Hate never;
Give ever, Expect never;
Smile ever, cry never;
Think me ever, Forget me never.
#2.
I change my life style, I change my think;
I change my getup, I change my believe;
But I don't change my friend.
Wish SMS || Wishing SMS 24 Mar 2009 9:14 AM (16 years ago)
#1.
Simple music can make u sing;
Simple breeze can make u feel;
Simple face can make u happy;
Hope that my simple wish can make u smile.
-Happy Birthday-
#2.
Wishing u 12 months of happiness;
52 weeks of fun, 365 days of laughter;
8760 hours of goodluck, 525600 minites of joy;
31536000 seconds of success.
Love SMS || Romantic SMS 24 Mar 2009 4:55 AM (16 years ago)
#1.
True frnds never leave each other,
True frnds never part.
They just sometimes sit silently
deep within each others hearts & say:-
I'm still here. "Love U"
#2.
Jodi tumi kaoke bhalobaso tobe take chere dao ba
mukto kore dao,
Jodi se fere ase tobe se tomar, r jodi na ase tobe se
kokhonoi tomar cilo na.