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New Viagra Ad to Feature Anthony Weiner 1 Aug 2013 | 02:13 am
“IF YOUR WEINER CAMPAIGNS FOR MORE THAN 44 DAYS, PLEASE CONSULT A PSYCHIATRIST.”
Anthony Weiner’s ‘Weiner’ Holds Its Own Press Conference 24 Jul 2013 | 07:37 am
“I’M CALLING THIS PRESS CONFERENCE TO APOLOGIZE, FOR SENDING PICTURES OF ANTHONY WEINER RUNNING FOR PUBLIC OFFICE.”
Obama’s Pitch-Perfect on Trayvon, But Missed Chance To Tie-In Even Larger Issue 20 Jul 2013 | 06:11 am
“NOW, IF THE RIGHT-WING NEANDERTHALS KEEP OBSTRUCTING ACTION TO REDUCE GLOBAL WARMING, PRETTY SOON EVEN THEY’RE GONNA’ LOOK LIKE ME AND TRAYVON MARTIN.”
Zimmerman Juror B-37 Totally Blows Her Credibility 18 Jul 2013 | 07:19 am
“IT WAS LIKE A SIGN FROM ABOVE, VALIDATING OUR VERDICT, WHEN I WON AT BINGO WHEN THEY CALLED MY OWN JUROR NUMBER.”
Is Right-Wing Opposition to Immigration Reform Rooted in Anti-Semitism? 30 Jun 2013 | 09:45 pm
GOP Senator Jeff Sessions “YOU THINK IT’S MERELY COINCIDENCE THAT THE ‘PATH TO CITIZENSHIP’ IS 13 YEARS? IT’S OBVIOUSLY A RUSE TO GET HISPANICS BAR-MITZVAHED, AND FURTHER CEMENT THEIR ALLEGIANCE AS J...
Edward Snowden’s Latest Bombshell: ‘How They Tracked Me to My Hotel Room’ 11 Jun 2013 | 07:50 am
“I DELIBERATELY REFRAINED FROM USING THE INTERNET OR MY CELL PHONE… BUT THEY GOT ME WITH THE OLD REVERSE PEEPHOLE.”
Proof That IRS Was Merely Incompetent: Approved Tea Party Group for 501 Jeans 24 May 2013 | 06:38 am
“HEY BILL, DO YA’ THINK THESE CLOWNS SHOULD JUST GET A BUTTON-FLY? I’M NOT SURE THEY’RE CAPABLE OF KEEPING THEIR PECKERS OUT OF HARM’S WAY OF A ZIPPER?”
On Jason Collins, Gay Bashers Trot Out Despicable Bestiality Argument 1 May 2013 | 08:02 pm
“ONCE YOU ALLOW GAY ATHLETES INTO THE LOCKER ROOM, HOW DO YOU JUSTIFY KEEPING ANIMALS OUT OF THE KENTUCKY DERBY?”
GOP Modifies Opposition to Gay Marriage, Makes Exception for 7 Foot Black Men 29 Apr 2013 | 11:50 pm
“IF THERE ONE THING WE HOLD EVEN MORE SACRED THAN TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE, IT’S THE TRADITION OF SELF-PRESERVATION, AND NOT GETTING SLAM DUNKED!”
Barbara Bush Disses The ‘Four Families,’ in Favor of The ‘Five Families’ 29 Apr 2013 | 03:07 am
“ENOUGH WITH MY WIMPY HUSBAND AND SONS; WE NEED SOMEONE WHO WILL MAKE THE COUNTRY AN OFFER THEY CAN’T REFUSE.”
