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“Mom, Are You Losing Weight?” 10 Apr 2013 | 05:38 pm

For the last few weeks, Little Brother has been eyeballing me carefully and asking “Mommy, are you losing weight?” He says it mostly when we’re out walking somewhere together. I’ve enjoyed it, of cour...

You Win Some, You Lose Some 11 Sep 2012 | 05:58 pm

Husband was away last weekend.   I had both kids and no milk, no bread and no (gasp!) wine.  Which meant I was bound to take the dreaded trip to the local grocery store for a few provisions…and countl...

Turns Out Kim Has a Great Sense of Humor 16 Jul 2012 | 02:12 am

All the money in the world at their disposal and Kim and Kanye choose to dress like they belong on the back of a Good Humor truck. I also find it interesting that Kanye has such a firm grip on the ar...

On Second Thought… 13 Apr 2012 | 04:51 am

In July of 2010, I posted a blog titled “Are We Raising Softies” (read it here) in which I brought up how it bothered me that we seem to have done away with the idea that WINNING is actually important...

What is love? 18 Feb 2012 | 04:17 am

Those who follow me on Facebook already know about my stellar Valentine’s Day gift from Husband.  He swung by the local spa on his way home from work to pick up a gift certificate for a massage.  The ...

M-I-L-K 7 Feb 2012 | 01:31 pm

Dinner time.   Big and Little Brother take their seats.  Plates in front of them. Mom from kitchen:  Guys?  What would you like to drink — milk or water? Big Brother:  M-I-L-K!     M-I-L-K! Little ...

Bugs, Bowls, TP and Tom’s. 4 Feb 2012 | 04:22 am

Last year, on March 1st, I blogged about a stomach bug that had taken over my home.  Well, as CarolAnne once said….”they’re baaaaack”.   And that’s all I’m saying about it because it’s gross.  You’re ...

Rumour Has It…(ba dum dum) 1 Feb 2012 | 04:52 am

…that Demi was doing Whip-Its with her daughter before the now infamous seizure episode.  Jesus. Seriously?  Demi Moore’s mid-life crisis is the female equivalent of Charlie Sheen, if you ask me.  At ...

Forever. 21 Jan 2012 | 04:43 am

Little Brother has a lot to say lately.  As in constant chatter.  If he isn’t asking me how to spell some made up word like “Rahtso Motso Hoola Loo” then he wants to take turns singing lines of “Three...

Friday Fragments (Perspective) 1 Oct 2011 | 01:07 am

Facebook friends should forgive that a couple fragments were used as status this week. __________ 1) Murphy’s Law.  If a stay-at-home Mom orders something online that may or may not have been an abs...

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