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It’ll Just Be A Room Full Of Nerdy Women… 18 Mar 2013 | 06:05 am

“Mom, do I look cute?” my daughter asked as she studied herself in the full-length mirror.  “Yes, you do look cute.  But honey, it really won’t matter how you look.  We will be in a building full of n...

Duct Tape Projects, Minus Justin Bieber 11 Mar 2013 | 05:57 am

“Mom?  Can we get some duct tape?  Everyone is making things out of duct tape.  Flowers… bows… all kinds of stuff.” And so it began.  A trip to Home Depot.  To Target.  And to Lowes. Sadly, we could n...

Sweet Tea. It’s A Southern Thing. You Wouldn’t Understand. 6 Mar 2013 | 07:47 am

I will never forget my first sweet tea.  Sure, we had unsweetened iced tea as kids with a few spoonfuls of sugar mixed in.  No matter how much you stirred and stirred, it never quite dissolved.  The u...

I Think Nicky And Mike Look Kinda Good! 28 Feb 2013 | 04:01 pm

Day 28.  The FINAL day of the Infamous We Work for Cheese Blog Writing Challenge!  For 28 days and nights we have tippity-tapped our fingers to the bone.  Read word upon word of our peers’ musings.  A...

My Name Is William. And This Is My Story. 27 Feb 2013 | 04:15 pm

Only one more day left?  Really?  REALLY?!?  For today, Nicky and Mike asked us to use the subject, “And that’s why I got drunk.”  Mom, don’t read this one.  It’s dirty. William’s Great Surprise With ...

Home Town Girl in a Vegas World 26 Feb 2013 | 04:04 pm

Could it REALLY be day 26 of the 28 day blog writing extravaganza?!  Nicky and Mike challenge us with today’s topic, “Deal With It.” If she wasn’t even able to get the drink orders right, how in the w...

Fact or Fiction? 25 Feb 2013 | 04:01 pm

Day 24 of the We Work for Cheese Blog Writing Challenge.  My greatest regret?  I have missed two or three days of seeing other’s posts… I simply fell asleep.  At the end of this I plan to go back! My ...

Things Confucius Would Have Said If He Was A Mother 24 Feb 2013 | 09:19 pm

He who has children will learn that glow sticks heated in the oven will explode and quickly burn the eyes of any child attempting this experiment. He who has children will discover that a piece of spa...

Sea Glass Treasure 23 Feb 2013 | 10:45 pm

Day 23 of the WWFC Blog Writing Challenge gives us the challenge word, “Absurd.” Sea glass.  In my family, it’s like gold.  I love all colors, but BLUE sea glass?  PRICELESS. Ever since people began t...

Booger Check! 22 Feb 2013 | 04:01 pm

Day 22 of the blog writing challenge brings us “compulsively.” Compulsively Check my text messages. Did I lock the door? Do I have a booger? Wear only velor. Time to wash hands. Don’t step on a crack!...

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