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Mario Balotelli Plays Italian National Anthem On Piano For Andrea Pirlo 6 Aug 2013 | 12:55 pm
Well this is quite frankly bizarre. I mean there’s just so much about it that doesn’t make sense. Why are Mario Balotelli and Andrea Pirlo hanging out? How the hell does Mario Balotelli know how to pl...
Woman Goes Nuts At Man For ‘Coughing’ At Her (Video) 5 Aug 2013 | 10:21 pm
Not too sure how you’re supposed to cough at someone. But I am sure this dude made the right decision in getting the fuck out of there before she summoned her army of cats down to claw his face off. ...
Weed Found Growing In Newport Council’s Flower Displays 5 Aug 2013 | 10:13 pm
So, Newport Council were left scratching their heads when over twenty plants of your finest Welsh chronic were found in various street flower displays in the area. Local shop owners Dean Beddis and St...
Knightmare Special Episode Goes Live 5 Aug 2013 | 10:01 pm
We posted on Sick Chirpse a couple of weeks ago about how excited we were that this new episode of Knightmare was being made for YouTube’s Geek Week. All of the details about this episode can be found...
Bloodhound Gang Manage To Piss Off All Of Russia 5 Aug 2013 | 09:34 pm
The one unfortunate thing about being in a band is that unless you happen to be The Rolling Stones (or any of those “English Motherfuckers” according to P Diddy) is that you will get old and lame. Ho...
What Would Happen If An American Football Coach Coached A Football Team? 5 Aug 2013 | 08:42 pm
Ok so this isn’t exactly a new premise but the jokes in it are legitimately funny so I thought it was well worth posting up here on Sick Chirpse. Basically over in America this year the Premier League...
Worst Martial Arts Instructor Ever 5 Aug 2013 | 08:00 pm
Good news – no matter how crap you are at your job, you’re nowhere near as bad as this martial arts instructor is at his. Hey kids, gather round – let me show you how to break your knuckles on a tiny ...
Pope Francis Became A Priest Because His Childhood Crush Rejected Him At Age 12 5 Aug 2013 | 07:00 pm
You can credit this old gal for Jorge Bergoglio becoming Pope Francis – when Bergoglio was just 12 he had a young “romance” with Amalia Damonta, writing a letter saying he would marry her and drawing ...
Black Flag Are Tangled Up In A Lawsuit Bloodbath 5 Aug 2013 | 04:45 pm
It’s a deeply unfortunate business when one of the most important bands of all time marks their lengthy and influential career with the legal equivalent of handbags at dawn. To wit; the recently-refor...
Australian News Presenters Totally Rips Fat Guy Live On Air 5 Aug 2013 | 01:11 pm
This Australian T.V. presenter is a complete jerk. The dude’s working the early morning grave yard shift on a Sunday morning (probably because his producers realise he’s a complete twat) and when a s...
