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Old Broads are titty-smackin’ good 21 Feb 2012 | 05:16 am

Well, it doesn’t get much more “interesting” than this. Back when I was in the college years, checking fake IDs of McLovin dream-weavers, I used to see some seriously fantastic people come into my sto...

Contests involving MS Paint can be seriously fun 16 Feb 2012 | 08:13 am

What happens when you mix a “just for fun” contest, porn pics, and peeps with too much time on their hands?  Yeah.  You guessed it.  If you couldn’t tell by the above intro image, then…well, get a clu...

Co-workers that are incredibly Annoying 25 Jan 2012 | 09:56 am

No matter what, I think we can all come to terms that, in general, people just sometimes really piss you off.  How?  Annoying the hell out of you by doing stupid stuff, that’s how.  I don’t care who y...

New Years was busy and I drank in the morning 3 Jan 2012 | 08:06 am

Last night was New Year’s Eve and the casino was slammed, as expected. Upper management had us park two miles away and bus us in so that the customers could use our parking spots. Waiting in my suit ...

Happy Un-birthday to ME! 30 Oct 2011 | 01:56 pm

If you haven’t a clue what movie the picture is from, piss off and quit reading right now.  If you do happen to know, then pull up a pint and see what you think. My friend John and I work together as...

The craziest thing to happen to me yet 6 Aug 2011 | 06:43 am

We had the craziest thing happen to us this past winter, and I didn’t think it was as crazy then as I do now after cleaning off my digital camera’s SD card.  So here goes… I will set the stage for yo...

Dateline-like sting 29 Jul 2011 | 05:04 am

So I have a clique of pit boss friends at work, and this one guy, Mr.K, in our clique had some time off, and then stopped showing up for work, even though he was on the schedule. We assumed he had be...

Lonely men have a hard time holding onto money 27 Jul 2011 | 05:08 am

The first one is about Mr. Angry. He is an angry Arab man with money. Mr. Fu is a Chinese flea. (flea = term for people that have small money that are degenerate gamblers). Fu befriends Angry and is ...

I wished death on someone and they died 9 Jul 2011 | 06:01 am

So there’s this player at my casino, Mr. S, is a HUUUUUUUUGE player. He owns an international company, wins/loses one million+ dollars a night. The maximum bet in our casino is 100k, and this guy bets...

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