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5 Words to Use in Place of "Fag" 11 Nov 2011 | 02:27 pm
This morning I sent an email to my boss Mulhausen about a big presentation we're doing in a couple of days. I asked if he wanted to set up an internal meeting to rehearse. His response: "Rehearsal is...
Hmmm. 8 Sep 2011 | 06:03 am
I should write something new...
Tabbatha 11 Jan 2011 | 07:40 am
I had drinks with Tabbatha last Wednesday night because my dick told me that I should. My brain told me that I shouldn't, so I compromised by having drinks with her, but inviting my own cock block: M...
More Employee Relations 6 Jan 2011 | 02:49 pm
I was all prepared today to come up with an excuse not to have drinks with Tabbatha tonight. In fact, I came up with a whole list to choose from: Sick grandmother (oldie but a goody) Smithee, my i....
Employee Relations 4 Jan 2011 | 09:57 am
What's worse than having sex with someone who works for you? Having sex with two people who work for you. It's not an ethical issue (for me); it's a question of complication. It's complicated enough ...
3 Last Plagues for HR 23 Nov 2010 | 08:45 am
After the first 4 plagues on HR a couple of weeks ago, Triplet, the VP of HR, accused me of being the perpetrator of those plagues. Pangbourn, the executive sponsor of the Emergency Response Team, to...
7 Plagues for Human Resources 15 Nov 2010 | 10:19 am
Last week was the last straw for Human Resources. First they made me take down the "666" office number I had put up, and now they won't approve me putting "Antichrist" on my business cards. How ridic...
Dysfunctional Relationship Management 3 Sep 2010 | 08:05 am
I'm convinced that a good relationship boils down to the number of stories you have to exchange. Once you run out of stories to tell each other or begin repeating stories, the relationship is over. T...
Sexolepsy 6 Aug 2010 | 12:20 am
It's never a good idea to have sex with someone who works for you. Which is why I never hire hot women. Not that there's an over abundance of hot women in the field of technology, but you do occasion...
