Old Ladies 27 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am

Movies You Missed: Dredd 26 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am

Based on the UK’s most popular comic, Dredd takes another stab at the Judge Dredd character without Slyvester Stallone and Rob Schneider.  Unlike the previous movie, this one does not attempt to jam 2...

Your Fratoscope: August 25, 2013 25 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Taylor Swift will write a song about you.  Unfortunately, it about how she hit you with her car. Aries:  You will discover that your frat is like your family: they borr...

Tony D’s Rejected Comedy Samples: Greatest America Heroes During Vietnam 24 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am

Not sure when I wrote this.  I’m think it was around 2006, maybe earlier.  I dunno.  I was thinking I could maybe do some audio-only skits or something.  But it’s pretty dated now and you’ll see why. ...

Rewritten Headlines: Batman to Syria 23 Aug 2013 | 08:35 am

Actor to Ruin Another Comic Book Sydney to go Through Withdrawal Economy Does Not Include People Stoners Looking to Spend More Cosmonauts Run Out of Vodka Parents No Long Into Cutting Baby Dicks Red B...

Certain Advantages 22 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am

Twitter in Focus: LL COOL J 21 Aug 2013 | 09:35 am

Hey Bros! Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today contestant is a man who is so cool, it’s his middle name.  LL COOL J. Mama said, can you tweet?  Let’s see what’s happening in his...

Everyone Needs a Hobby 20 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am

Ten Endings You’ll Never See on Breaking Bad 19 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am

1.   Flynn reveals that he’s been faking his handicap the entire time and leaves New Mexico with Walt’s money. 2.  Hank turns into a rogue cop, joins Walt in the meth business and calls himself “Hanke...

Your Fratoscope: August 18, 2013 18 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  The stars say, a Wal Mart cake is not an indication that your parents don’t love you.  They never loved you. Aries:  Error 404, fortune not found. Taurus:  Your boss wi...