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Idiots Jokes 2 Feb 2011 | 11:14 pm

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instea...

Mad Cow Disease Worries 26 Jan 2011 | 11:29 pm

Two bulls were chatting over the fence between their fields. First bull said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is pretty scary stuff. Someone said it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down ...

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CSI: Miami iphoneadventuregames.com 14 Apr 2011 | 09:11 am

CSI: Miami™ would be a lot of fun for someone who's a fan of the show. It has plenty of corny one-liners from the show, and you get to collect evidence, use luminol to find blood stains, pick lock...

CSI: Miami iphoneadventuregames.com 14 Apr 2011 | 09:11 am

CSI: Miami™ would be a lot of fun for someone who's a fan of the show. It has plenty of corny one-liners from the show, and you get to collect evidence, use luminol to find blood stains, pick locks, i...

Funny One Liners funnysayings4u.com 12 Mar 2011 | 08:01 pm

That's the secret to life… replace one worry with another. When God asks what you’ve done with your life, try not to say “Didn’t you read my statuses?” Always believe in God. Because there are some ...

Duly noted stevenf.com 19 Jan 2012 | 01:01 pm

Speaking of notes, there has always been a subset of my notes that I’ve wanted to share with the public — those little techie one-liners that take hours to figure out or find on the web. The ones wher...

Config cleanup bsdnexus.com 6 May 2012 | 03:38 am

A one liner to remove all stale pkg config files on a system after the main programs have been removed. WARNING: There's no going back so make sure you do want all these config files removed and that...

Batch convert audio files bsdnexus.com 10 Aug 2011 | 07:47 pm

Simple one-liner to batch convert one type of audio file to another using ffmpeg. The example converts .ogg to .mp3 files:

Funny One Liners & Quotes shayari.sr-ultimate.com 24 Jun 2007 | 11:12 pm

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. 2.. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because i...

Carrot Top Keeps The Audience in Stitches at The Luxor Las Vegas gapfun.com 21 May 2012 | 04:40 am

Not every comic out there can make a living with stage props and one-liners. It takes a certain kind of genius to be able to pull that off on a regular basis. Just ask Gallagher, with his fruit-smashi...

Using Gmail to filter Craigslist scammers fortysouth.com 17 Feb 2011 | 12:49 pm

Recently I put up a couple of ads on Craigslist for items I had for sale. Almost instantly, some responses hit my inbox with one-liners such as this gem: So I’m excited, someone is interested. It woul...

MARC DI SAVERIO desk-space.blogspot.com 13 Apr 2011 | 05:48 pm

--Marc Di Saverio reading "Orphaestus" at his book launch at the Black Swan in December DESK SPACE: Who (a one-liner or a bio)? MARC DI SAVERIO:  Hailing from Hamilton, Ontario, I'm a McMaster Engli...

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