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A Full Circle Cornhole Moment 22 Aug 2013 | 05:57 pm
My 6-year-old son Bucket Head wants to be a Tiger Cub. It’s all he’s been talking about for two weeks: “MOM! THEY GET TO SHOOT BOWS AND ARROWS! AND GO CAMPING! AND RACE PINEWOOD DERBY CARS!!!” Bucket ...
Because Internet friendships are real, and so is cancer… 16 Aug 2013 | 07:26 pm
One of the most surprising joys of blogging has been the online friendships I’ve made over the years. My husband finds this to be absolutely unbelievable. “These are professional networking contacts, ...
Three cheers for boobs! 14 Aug 2013 | 06:05 pm
Who doesn’t love boobies?! NOBODY, that’s who. I myself am a big fan, as you probably already know, based on the number of blog posts and now a bestselling short story I’ve written about my yaboes. In...
Do I have lipstick on my teeth? 8 Aug 2013 | 06:40 pm
Look, we’ve been friends for a long time, right? Five years to the day, to be exact. (I know, right?!) And you’d tell me if I had lipstick on my teeth, wouldn’t you? You would! I know you would. Which...
That time I sprayed breast milk all over my dentist 5 Aug 2013 | 07:39 pm
Have I ever told you about the time I accidentally sprayed breast milk all over my dentist? No? Oh honey. Pull up a chair—this is a juicy one… so to speak. Honestly, I would have rather been at home c...
And then I whipped out my lady-balls at BlogHer ’13 3 Aug 2013 | 12:19 am
I’m back from BlogHer ’13 in Chicago and have no less than 372 stories I could share. Some of those stories are funny. Some are bittersweet. Some are so incredibly filthy they cannot be repeated… like...
The royal birth vs. my first birth 24 Jul 2013 | 05:43 pm
I have the royal family and their special delivery on my mind this week. In fact it has me waxing poetic about my own maiden voyage on the child birth-o-rama. Duchess Kate and I actually have a lot in...
A vacation, an award, vajazzled vulvae, and BlogHer ’13 12 Jul 2013 | 10:46 pm
This summer is disappearing faster than my finger nails during The Walking Dead. (Shhh…don’t tell me what happens, I’m only halfway through season 2!) Lots of exciting things are happening around here...
Are your kids on Instagram? 27 Jun 2013 | 04:59 pm
Hiya! I’m In The Powder Room today sharing the six REALLY BIG reasons why my ten-year-old daughter doesn’t have an Instagram account. It’s a PSA with humor and heart. My gift to you. Listen, y’all, ...
‘Tis the season to order business cards… 21 Jun 2013 | 06:25 pm
I’m talking about business cards over In The Powder Room today. It’s a good read, and I share some links for free and discounted business cards of your own, so check it out! If you do decide to design...
