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New Daily Funny Jokes 15 Mar 2013 | 04:49 pm

Waxing eloquent on the dangers of sinning, one dynamic young preacher boomed to the congregation from the pulpit, “Brothers and sisters, if there are any among you who have sinned and are unrepenta...

New Funny Jokes 1 Dec 2012 | 02:33 am

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a huge forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a...

Long Funny Jokes 29 Nov 2012 | 10:31 pm

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What...

Funny jokes today 25.11 28 Nov 2012 | 02:30 am

A stockbroker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he’s getting out of the car, a truck comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the...

Miscellaneous Jokes 23 Nov 2012 | 07:29 pm

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way ...

Today Funny Jokes 22.11 22 Nov 2012 | 08:28 am

A young woman walks into a vet’s waiting room. She’s dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit clearly does not want to be there. “Sit, Fluffy,” she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet,...

Bad Headlines 22 Nov 2012 | 02:27 am

Bad Headlines - Lawyer Says Client is Not That Guilty - Alzheimer’s Center Prepares for An Affair to Remember - Include Your Children When Baking Cookies - Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Exper...

Chinese Proverbs we can all learn from 16 Aug 2012 | 06:43 am

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, ...

The Giraffe and the Pint 15 Aug 2012 | 06:40 am

A man goes into a pub with a giraffe and orders a pint of beer and a packet of salt and vinegar for the giraffe. When he’s finished his pint they both turn around to leave. As they get towards the doo...

From A Mother With Love 14 Aug 2012 | 06:55 am

Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from yo...

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